As much fun as a track day

[Baltobuell]

 A couple of kids were doing doughnuts in my nieghbors front yard as I was going to bed. (It has been happening through the nieghborhood on a reglar basis) So since this sort of thing pisses me off, the chase was on to get a tag#. The kid could go pretty good, but since it is just lawn hopping and I did'nt want him to kill himself trying to get away. I did end it when he did a jump off of 1 parking lot onto another of about a 4 foot drop.( and I ain't bustin up my tow vehicle) But what a rush. I kind of understand why cops are so gung ho. That was fun.
 And yea, I know I would have gotten into more trouble than they did for chaseing them, but I bet they won't be back anytime soon. Lawyers suck and this kind of kid needs to be on the track to have something to do.
 Oh yea, I did get the tag and after a 911 cell phone call I can't wait to see what happens. Personally, I want him to apoligize to my nieghbor and help him fix his yard. But, the kid had some kahoonas and I'd like to see on Summit Main.

[GSXR RACER MIKE]

     I was awaken a few years ago at 3am by a loud plane going overhead and I just so happened to see the headlights of a car coming down the road at the same time. Since my road is not a short cut to anywhere and you go down it to get somewhere on it, I was curious to see who it was at that hour. The car (not known by me) stopped in front of my house by my brothers Mustang and then sped away. After repeating this 4 more times the car went over to the next street and shut off. Several minutes later 2 guys dressed in all black were trying to get into my brothers car, so I went and woke my brother. Let's just say that we went charging out the front door rather adaquately equipped to defend ourselves. ;) They went running toward their vehicle a block and a half away, but I had my keys and a cellphone and took off toward where I thought their car was in my Suburban. I got to their car 1st! Let's just say that those 2 individuals will NEVER come near my subdivision ever again!  ;D  ;)

     I have to admit that the experience was rather energizing and a real rush, but in my case there was no reason for us to call the police afterwards, since we handled the situation completely. Man were we 'Walking Tall' during that encounter! ;D

[EX#996]

Nothing is more impressive than a woman with a 12 gauge.....

The "Oh S#it" look on thier face was priceless.

Dawn   :)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Just the sound when I rack the Winchester is enough to turn a bad guy's knees to jell-o!  SHHHHUK-SHINK!

[cornercamping]

My tow vehicle (03' RAM Quad Cab) has all kinds of trip helpers in it.  I have an Alpine DVD/Navigation system, JL Audio amps and Subwoofer, XM Radio, and all kinds of electronics to assist in getting to the race track comfortably.   It also has a Viper 2-Way alarm system that has a cool little display on the remote letting me know if anyone tampers with my truck.  Anyways,  my alarm is not audible meaning that there is no siren/horn.  I did this because the alarm is very sensitive to protect the $5K worth of electronics in the truck.  So, one night around 4 am I'm sitting there watching the Soprano's, and the pager for my truck goes off.  Well, this is actually normal during the day because of buses/trucks going by, and setting the alarm off, but at 4 am it's either a cat on the hood, or someone trying to get into my truck. Anyways, I grab my keys and look at the pager.  Well, it wasn't a shock sensor, it was an open door.  So, I grab my HK (USP .40 cal compact) and run for the door.  I go for the side door leading thru the garage to sneak up on them.  I see someone playing around by my truck. So, I call 911 via cellphone, and walk around back and scare the living crap out of them.  Had the pistol pointed at them (3 19 year old kids) and they were so scared they had no clue what to do.  I told them if they move I'm pulling the trigger.  So, the cops show up (4 cars) and pull their guns.  I lower mine, drop it, and walk back 10 feet very slowly.  The cops take my gun, and put all of us in handcuffs. So, they pat us down, and after realizing what had happened they uncuff me, and start filing out the paperwork.  As they are patting one of the kids down, they discover my iPOD and my check book in one of their pockets.  Busted like no tomorrow.  I get my gun back, and the cops haul them to jail.  3 months later, I go to court to testify.  Long story short, they each got 1 year in the county jail for the stunt.   I got a ticket and my CCW was suspended for 6 months for brandishing a firearm.  Don't know why, but I guess you are not supposed to pull  out a pistol if your not using it.   ??? Cop told me next time just call the cops.  Don't go out with a gun because I could end up in a gun fight.