motorcycle racing anonymous

[lil_thorny]

hi i am a roadracer. i need help.
my name is lil thorny. i have cleanex
stuck in my nose.

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[tigerblade]

I can stop anytime I want...I can stop anytime I want...

[StumpysWife]

i have cleanex stuck in my nose.

Still?!!!   I think you like it.

(Do you use the kind with lotion or plain?)  

[KBOlsen]

The lotion-y stuff smears up your helmet visor too much.

[Super_KC124]

Hello, my name is Kevin. I started racing last year and can't stop. I'm a raceoholic. I keep telling my wife, next year will be the last. I don't think she believes me. What should I do? :-/

[Xian_13]

My name is K3, and I'm a racaholic.
....!  Do you want to end up like me?
Is it spring yet? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes please, can you inject it straight into my viens...
You know, cut out the middle man ;D

[Super Dave]

I can stop anytime I want...I can stop anytime I want...

Hi, Kris...

To admit that you're a road racer, you have to admit that you have a problem and you can't stop.  

We're here for you.
 :-*

[lil_thorny]

Hello, my name is Kevin. I started racing last year and can't stop. I'm a raceoholic. I keep telling my wife, next year will be the last. I don't think she believes me. What should I do? :-/

you should go expert ;D ;D ;D

[Super Dave]

you should go expert ;D ;D ;D

Benji T...I agree with your assessment. ;D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Hello, my name is Kevin. I started racing last year and can't stop. I'm a raceoholic. I keep telling my wife, next year will be the last. I don't think she believes me. What should I do? :-/

Dear Kevin.  I read your post to my wife.  She says that all my friends are big fat liars, just like me.  It would probably be a bad thing to get your wife and my wife together...
Oh, she thinks you're a sandbagger too! :D

[Gixxer124]

Oh, i'm too old and slow. This is only my 2nd year of racing. My performance rating was only .780. The sun was in my eyes! Tiff, my petition is in the mail. :P

[lil_thorny]

kevin,,,
you are such a wussie.