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Started by Gixxer124, November 05, 2003, 08:12:37 PM

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Howlin_Mad

#24
November 09, 2003, 09:04:15 AM
QuoteI know this is true"  If the women is not happy the man never will be"

Amen to that!!

Marc

lil_thorny

#25
November 09, 2003, 04:08:58 PM
what do you do when you see your wife staggering around in the back yard?





shoot her again!!!! :o :o ;D

30.

stumpy

#26
November 09, 2003, 04:42:51 PM
 Usually Heather is cleaning up dog poop when she is staggering around in the back yard gagging, should I let her finish then shoot her?? ;D

StUmPy
Greg "Stumpy" Steltenpohl
www.teamstumpyracing.com

stumpy

#27
November 09, 2003, 04:55:13 PM
Ohhh, i feal so bad, I want to take back the post, who would read the map to the racetrack, wake me up on time, put me into the shower,tell me the schedule, get me to tech, put on my leather, get off tire warmers,check tire pressure, let down stands, get my grids, wipe my sweat, get me water, kiss me when im done, load up trailer, and much much more! ;) I know what your thinking, She got the gun away from me and has it to my head telling me what to say....But I did it on my own 8)OXOXOX :-*

StUmPy

Greg "Stumpy" Steltenpohl
www.teamstumpyracing.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#28
November 10, 2003, 02:03:37 AM
Yeah, whatever you say, Stumpy.  Before you waste perfectly good ammunition and get yourself in legal trouble, just send your wretched, unwanted wife to me.  I know she's not worth much, but I'll take her under my wing.
(Just remember, you WILL be seeing her at the track again, and I don't allow no indian givers...  Once she's mine, she's mine!) ;D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

lil_thorny

#29
November 10, 2003, 04:45:53 AM
QuoteOhhh, i feal so bad, I want to take back the post, who would read the map to the racetrack, wake me up on time, put me into the shower,tell me the schedule, get me to tech, put on my leather, get off tire warmers,check tire pressure, let down stands, get my grids, wipe my sweat, get me water, kiss me when im done, load up trailer, and much much more! ;) I know what your thinking, She got the gun away from me and has it to my head telling me what to say....But I did it on my own 8)OXOXOX :-*

StUmPy



Stumpy, this is why you aren't as fast as me.
you are checking your tire pressures after you've had your tire warmers on. what are you thinking?
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Benj.

StumpysWife

#30
November 10, 2003, 12:46:03 PM
Did I just get traded or what?    

Sorry K3, You're nice and all, but unless you slap some Honda decals on that Gixxer, I can't even look.    ;) :-*

Benji, Tire pressure?  What's that? When you say "Stumpy, Stumpy, get rid of your Dunlops, you *have* to try Michelins"?  As far as I know, we get that no matter when the warmers are on!   ;D

Heather

lil_thorny

#31
November 10, 2003, 01:54:50 PM
Heather,
being the great person that you are, I refuse to even begin to argue that point or any other with you.
I just miss you all so much right now that i could just
cry!!!!  going to the banquet? please say yes!

Benji.

stumpy

#32
November 10, 2003, 03:14:13 PM
 Heck Ya we're goin'. We have to break up the winter somehow! Besides I miss seeing your pretty face, You will have kleenex in your nose for old time sake..Won't you? Besides I thought With you on the Guitar and Me on the Accordian we could make some tire money ;) Not to get to personal on the board but do you wanna go in on a room?? We're kinda on a racer budget :) Raman noodles for Breakfast, Lunch, and even dinner!!! :P Oh and K3, Heather would be a wreck with your bike issues, She freaks when I'm missing a valve cap :-/

StUmPy

Greg "Stumpy" Steltenpohl
www.teamstumpyracing.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#33
November 10, 2003, 07:21:45 PM
QuoteSorry K3, You're nice and all, but unless you slap some Honda decals on that Gixxer, I can't even look.    ;) :-*
Heather
Dag, Girl!  If that's all it takes to make you mine, I'll TRADE THAT GIXXER IN for a Hon... hon... haarggg...Honda!  (For you Heather, I'd do it.)
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#34
November 10, 2003, 07:24:27 PM Last Edit: November 10, 2003, 07:24:52 PM by racerk3
QuoteOh and K3, Heather would be a wreck with your bike issues, She freaks when I'm missing a valve cap :-/

StUmPy

If I had Heather and the rest of your harem looking after me, I probably wouldn't have bike issues!  All I have is Dawn.  She takes pretty good care of me, but she spends too much time with her husband... >:( ;)
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

StumpysWife

#35
November 11, 2003, 04:48:22 AM
QuoteDag, Girl!  If that's all it takes to make you mine, I'll TRADE THAT GIXXER IN for a Hon... hon... haarggg...Honda!  (For you Heather, I'd do it.)

Sorry K3, Finders keepers!  He's stuck with me!   ;)  

I'll still cheer for ya though!

Heather

(For those who keep track, Stumpy's sleep talking last night was, "Where are my self-help tapes?") Hee hee...
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