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Started by Dawn, June 25, 2003, 12:47:09 PM

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Dawn

June 25, 2003, 12:47:09 PM
> A business man got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered
> the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by
> saying, "T.G.I.F."
>
> He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."
>
> She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T.G.I.F." again.
>
> He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S.H.I.T."
>
> The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile
> and said as sweetly as possibly, "T.G.I.F." another time.
>
> The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S.H.I.T."
>
> The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
> "T.G.I.F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
>
> The man answered slowly, "S. H. I. T. ... Sorry, Honey. It's Thursday!"

Dawn   ;D

Super_KC124

#1
June 25, 2003, 05:41:54 PM
Why do you have to go and pick on blonde women for? You are so mean! (My wife is blonde. She has a t-shirt that says "Speak slowy. I'm a natural blonde.") She graduated 1st in her class then messed it all up by marrying me. How dumb!  ;D

EX#996

#2
June 25, 2003, 06:42:45 PM
Kevin:

You know, I started writing a response, erased that one, wrote another, erased that one.....

I'll let K3 or Roadracer797 respond to your post.  They are better at it than I am.

Dawn   ;) ;D
Paul and Dawn Buxton

Super_KC124

#3
June 25, 2003, 07:45:55 PM Last Edit: June 25, 2003, 07:46:15 PM by Super_KC124
Bring it on, Dawn. ;)

K3 Chris Onwiler

#4
June 26, 2003, 12:30:31 AM
QuoteWhy do you have to go and pick on blonde women for? You are so mean! (My wife is blonde. She has a t-shirt that says "Speak slowy. I'm a natural blonde.") She graduated 1st in her class then messed it all up by marrying me. How dumb!  ;D
The dumb blonde marries the red-headed, yellow-plated, stepchild sandbagger?  It's actually pretty normal.  Smart women have a fatal attraction for guys like us, Kev!
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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EX#996

#5
June 26, 2003, 04:26:06 AM
See....

I told you he was better at it than I was.

Dawn   ;D
Paul and Dawn Buxton

tigerblade

#6
June 26, 2003, 06:41:28 AM
QuoteShe graduated 1st in her class...

Once she stopped eating paste, she was really a pretty good student.   ;D
Younger Oil Racing

The man with the $200K spine...

Gixxer124

#7
June 26, 2003, 07:37:21 PM
QuoteOnce she stopped eating paste, she was really a pretty good student.   ;D
Believe it or don't, I was the paste eater. ;D

spyderchick

#8
June 26, 2003, 09:34:28 PM
Oh boy... you are walking right into a million of 'em.  :o Oh well, too easy, Kevin, I'll have mercy, just this once. ;) ;D
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tigerblade

#9
June 27, 2003, 06:09:38 AM
QuoteBelieve it or don't, I was the paste eater. ;D

We know buddy, we know.   ;)


Younger Oil Racing

The man with the $200K spine...

Eddie#200

#10
June 27, 2003, 11:59:34 AM Last Edit: June 27, 2003, 11:59:54 AM by Eddie#200


This one was specialy chartered for Kevin  ;D

Gixxer124

#11
June 27, 2003, 02:24:18 PM
Nice one, Eddie! You SUCK! :P
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