The "Things I really hate" Thread

[skiandclimb]

  I really think its cute when right before he skewers me, he, with a very dry tone in his voice and a slight smirk on his face says "sorry" and plunges in... fucker

Timmay- one word....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!  Remember, YOU said it....nobody else did!  LMFAO!

[skiandclimb]

OK, Jim- heres my rant: Christmas Trash

I am mortified and mystified by those people who feel the need to purchase EVERY single redneck, Wal-Mart, Christmas lawn ornament.  Seriously- did you really need the 8 ft tall, fully operational snow globe to accent your front yard?  Christmas lights weren't enough?  You felt obligated to share your Christmas spirit via an inflatable Santa popping out of chimney?

Remember- NOTHING says class like illuminated deer, rocking their animatronic heads from side to side....

Also, don't forget- there is no better way to say "Thanks, God, for sending your Son" than a backlit North Pole Express choo choo train inflatable piece of lawn trash.


"Merry Christmas, the shitter's full!"

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

My favorite is the inflatable Santa on a chopper.  I've noticed that most of them have bent forks...

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Doc does the pokin
I really think its cute when right before he skewers me, he, with a very dry tone in his voice and a slight smirk on his face says "sorry" and plunges in... fucker

Oh God!  Put my mind's eye out!

[Ducmarc]

i thought all those people that can't drive had allready moved down here.  my gripe is eggnog only3 months out of the year, finding rubarb for pie (learned to lve the stuff during my 8 year stint in WVA) all the antiques that still think they can drive here. was at the hardees the other day and an 80 or 90 year old woman using a walker gets in her car and drives away . What reflexes? electric cars and motorcycles, crap ass food  on the fla turnpike, the price of 22 amunition, open pipes on a harley  and on and on and on

[reverendjim]

Florida roads suck, too many old farts.  I am moving back up North.  Or to the UK where bikes are more popular

[NOBODY]

I hate....

Slow drivers, cautious drivers, drivers with tinted windows that I cant see through to see if there is anyone ahead of them so I can make a successful pass, polish guys on bikes(they are easy to pick out), dudes in mini-vans, dudes who drive eclipses' or sunfires' (they waste perfectly good cool guy stares), the I.Q. black-hole known as the Home Depot parking lot (it seems as though the black-hole's intensity is increased the closer to the contractor side you get, the dumb-bitch from MN that lives in my building that cant seem to park straight to save her life,  immigrant drivers, the guy in the silver porsche on I-290 downtown that thought he could beat me (my wife was sleeping, yours wasn't, sorry your race ended too soon, I win)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

I hate brake tappers.  Don't touch the pedel unless you actually intend to slow down.

I also hate highway racers who must lead, so they pass you and slow down.  Dude, I'm on cruise control.  If we pass each other 15 times and my speed never varies, it's you, OK?  And you can stop giving me dirty looks.

[Sobottka]

i hate the unmarked intersection around the corner from my house. traffic from my direction does not have the right of way but every time i stop to yield for an oncomming car the other driver stops .....then its a stare-down!! untill they waive me on.  so nice of them to stop for me!  i'm already stopped!!! GO!!!

[skiandclimb]

People who camp out in the fast lane, while driving on the highway. Here's a fuggin hint.....MOVE THE @#$% OVER.  Yes, you may already be going 5 MPH or so above the limit, but every other lane is likely passing your clueless ass.  Don't get all pissy when YOU should pull to the right and allow faster moving traffc through.  Its the passing lane...the fast lane.....not the "I'm gonna go whatever the @#$% speed I want to & could care less about you lane."  LOL


(Ranting is fun!)

[gpz11]

I hate when I'm cruising in the fast lane and a dumb sh$t comes up behind me and just parks it there. Nevermind that the other lanes are open and they can just go around me.



Actaully I've been in a car with a guy who would do just that. He would come up on a car that is going slow in the fast lane and then just park it behind them. He would then rant about it. I would then point out that the other lanes are wide open and why doesn't he JUST GO AROUND THEM!

[Knightslugger]

new parents that tell you every little thing their new born child does, like they're a friggin prodegy or something. we have so many here, it gets sickening.

wtf, i don't care, go away.