Lite Club

[EX_#76]

I have a hammer, a chainsaw, and a Buell.  Does that work?

Crude but very effective!!!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

That would be one of the better equipped Buell workshops.

You should see mine.  I have a Sawzall, a gas ax, an 8-foot wrecking bar, a chainfall and a sledgehammer with a poly-grip shock absorbing handle.  I build AMA Privateer bikes in my spare time.

[barb_arah]

Are trying to say, Ed should be on a diet?

XIII

If Ed would only shave all his body hair, he'd lose about 10 pounds. 

[HAWK]

If Ed would only shave all his body hair, he'd lose about 10 pounds. 

That's not the diet we want him on, PLEASE feed him!

[barb_arah]

Scary thought, isn't it?

[chaplain220]

Okay, I've been sitting here for hours, in deep meditation staring at my bike, wearing the leathers, clutching the spreadsheets, holdin the beer...nothin, I'm getting nothin...oh wait, I'll just drop two percosets in the beer left over from my last summit wad...and, wait, yeah, I'm starting to get something, visualizing speed, power, light weight, my inner track predator...I can see my true identity now...

[HAWK]

You'll do fine on the front straight but you'll never survive turn 1.

[Burt Munro]

Give him the right missles and bombs and there won't be a turn #1!