BOMBSHELL OF ALL BOMBSHELLS!

[Super Dave]

 

[Boober]

Maybe, but at least I'm not a complete asshole.  You didn't do very well on the reading comprehension part of your SAT's, did you?

What I'm saying is that if they indeed shaved it, then they likely didn't do it as a stand-alone process since they knew that they had a high probability of finishing on the podium and therefore being inspected, and that's a completely obvious modification.  They may be cheaters, but they're not so stupid that they wouldn't try to hide an obviously flagrant rules violation amongst some other legal changes or something like that.

Otherwise, why not just do anything they wanted, like overboring the cylinders.  Or running nitrous.  They could even just run a litre-bike, or better yet take Schumacher and his F1 Ferrari (it's also red) and put him in Hayes' leathers and helmet and let him run the race, nobody would notice, would they?

Maybe we should hang out together.  Between my reading comprehension and your crash video interpretation we could go places!!!!