On a scale of 1 to 5

[Burt Munro]

1 being the lowest, 5 being the highest.
what level of redneckery is having a turtle living in your spare bathtub considered?

Been thinkin' lonnngg  and harrrddd on this 'en.

Would that spare bathtub be the indoor one or the outdoor one?

If'n it's the outdoor one I'd say that's durn near a 5!

Especially if Cecil has somer's else to go on Satiiday night!

[Court Jester]

It's a Lawrence County thing.....

AIN'T IT MIKE!!

I'll  call over  to St. F and get some good recipes for turtle

Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.

[spyderchick]

Now that's funny stuff.  You should submit that word to webster.  I heard that they accepted ginormous today.

Tell me about it. I believe that 'majorly' made in there somewhere as well, a while back. It's 'major league' people. 

[backMARKr]

Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.

Ah...someone else who has braved the Cannonball Bridge....was out there last week fishing the Wabash with the father in law....channel cat for supper that good eatin'

[chaplain220]

Well, as has been previously stated, if "Cecil", is being contained in the tub for consumption purposes, well, that is low level redneck behavior,(LLRB) or a "1" on your scale, since turtle soup has been a southern favorite for many generations.  However...if Cecil finds himself duct taped to a yardstick, and you are using him to scrub your back in the shower...that is excessive advanced redneck living, (EARL).  And that of course, would be a 5.  Either way I'm gettin concerned for Cecil.

[EM JAY]

However...if Cecil finds himself duct taped to a yardstick, and you are using him to scrub your back in the shower...that is excessive advanced redneck living, (EARL).  And that of course, would be a 5.  Either way I'm gettin concerned for Cecil.

I'm not concerned, I'm jealous!  

[spyderchick]

Cecil is  not a suitable name for a turtle.

Let's rename Cecil. Perhaps Bob the turtle. Maybe Tippy. No Cedric, Xavier, or Pietro. However, we could tolerate Rock, Chaz or Snappy. Snappy would actually be kind of funny. ;)

[funsizeracing]

Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.

And to think I was worried about redneckery.   

[Court Jester]

well i never said i wasn't and i never said it was bad ;)

[funsizeracing]

well i never said i wasn't and i never said it was bad ;)

I secretly enjoy it. 

[boo181]

Well, it is much roomier than his current habitat....but definately temporary.

well i'd say its not THAT rednecky, just a little.

[Ducmarc]

watched man v wild the other night when he was down here trying to make the everglades look scary when he cooked one on the fire whole and when the shell flakes off it's done . going to try that on my next redneck adventure. oh is it a slider or a snapper?