On a scale of 1 to 5

Started by funsizeracing, July 11, 2007, 04:13:56 PM

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funsizeracing

1 being the lowest, 5 being the highest.
what level of redneckery is having a turtle living in your spare bathtub considered?
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spyderchick

Probably only a 3, because I think that behavior can travel a bit farther north than expected.  :lmao: :biggrin:
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eeky

I would say it's a 1. However if you had said the turtle was living in your toilet that would be a 5.

Ed

backMARKr

Actually....it depends on WHY the turtle is living in the tub as to whether or not it is redneck AT ALL...

If its there as a pet.....that's just eccentric.

If its there being fattened up to eat....THAT'S redneck. 


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funsizeracing

Quote from: backMARKr on July 11, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
Actually....it depends on WHY the turtle is living in the tub as to whether or not it is redneck AT ALL...

If its there as a pet.....that's just eccentric.

If its there being fattened up to eat....THAT'S redneck. 




I'd never eat Cecil!
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backMARKr

Quote from: funsizeracing on July 11, 2007, 04:36:49 PM
I'd never eat Cecil!

:lmao:

thanks...I needed that...been crappy last few days.

Hope your arm is healing nicely..
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EX_#76

Quote from: funsizeracing on July 11, 2007, 04:13:56 PM
redneckery

Now that's funny stuff.  You should submit that word to webster.  I heard that they accepted ginormous today.
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Court Jester

A ginormous amount of redneckery.
I'd say 5.

And i've always got the grill at the track if you ever change your mind about eating Cecil
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Quote from: funsizeracing on July 11, 2007, 04:13:56 PM
1 being the lowest, 5 being the highest.
what level of redneckery is having a turtle living in your spare bathtub considered?

LMAO @ "redneckery"

boo181

is cecil living in the tub a temp thing or is that cecil's permanent home? in my opinion that makes a huge difference. and where you are in coralation with the mason/dixon line

funsizeracing

Quote from: Bobby 28 on July 11, 2007, 05:31:30 PM
is cecil living in the tub a temp thing or is that cecil's permanent home? in my opinion that makes a huge difference. and where you are in coralation with the mason/dixon line

Well, it is much roomier than his current habitat....but definately temporary.
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backMARKr

Quote from: Court Jester on July 11, 2007, 05:05:25 PM

And i've always got the grill at the track if you ever change your mind about eating Cecil

It's a Lawrence County thing.....

AIN'T IT MIKE!! :biggrin:


I'll  call over  to St. F and get some good recipes for turtle :thumb:
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Burt Munro

Quote from: funsizeracing on July 11, 2007, 04:13:56 PM
1 being the lowest, 5 being the highest.
what level of redneckery is having a turtle living in your spare bathtub considered?
Been thinkin' lonnngg  and harrrddd on this 'en.

Would that spare bathtub be the indoor one or the outdoor one?

If'n it's the outdoor one I'd say that's durn near a 5!

Especially if Cecil has somer's else to go on Satiiday night! :thumb:
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Quote from: backMARKr on July 11, 2007, 05:58:45 PM
It's a Lawrence County thing.....

AIN'T IT MIKE!! :biggrin:

I'll  call over  to St. F and get some good recipes for turtle :thumb:


Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.
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spyderchick

Quote from: EX_#76 on July 11, 2007, 04:49:37 PM
Now that's funny stuff.  You should submit that word to webster.  I heard that they accepted ginormous today.
Tell me about it. I believe that 'majorly' made in there somewhere as well, a while back. It's 'major league' people.  :rollseyes: :preachon: :biggrin:
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Quote from: Court Jester on July 11, 2007, 06:28:38 PM

Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.

Ah...someone else who has braved the Cannonball Bridge....was out there last week fishing the Wabash with the father in law....channel cat for supper that good eatin' :thumb:
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chaplain220

Well, as has been previously stated, if "Cecil", is being contained in the tub for consumption purposes, well, that is low level redneck behavior,(LLRB) or a "1" on your scale, since turtle soup has been a southern favorite for many generations.  However...if Cecil finds himself duct taped to a yardstick, and you are using him to scrub your back in the shower...that is excessive advanced redneck living, (EARL).  And that of course, would be a 5.  Either way I'm gettin concerned for Cecil.

EM JAY

Quote from: chaplain220 on July 11, 2007, 08:07:10 PM
However...if Cecil finds himself duct taped to a yardstick, and you are using him to scrub your back in the shower...that is excessive advanced redneck living, (EARL).  And that of course, would be a 5.  Either way I'm gettin concerned for Cecil.
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spyderchick

Cecil is  not a suitable name for a turtle.

Let's rename Cecil. Perhaps Bob the turtle. Maybe Tippy. No Cedric, Xavier, or Pietro. However, we could tolerate Rock, Chaz or Snappy. Snappy would actually be kind of funny. ;)
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funsizeracing

Quote from: Court Jester on July 11, 2007, 06:28:38 PM

Dude, that's no joke. I got "lucky" on my way through the toll bridge road and picked up 3 snappers crassing the road one night. One was about 35 pounds.
that was some good eaten' i'll tell ya.


And to think I was worried about redneckery.   :err: :biggrin:
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Court Jester

well i never said i wasn't and i never said it was bad ;)
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funsizeracing

Quote from: Court Jester on July 12, 2007, 01:41:08 PM
well i never said i wasn't and i never said it was bad ;)
:thumb:

I secretly enjoy it.  :cheers:
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boo181

Quote from: funsizeracing on July 11, 2007, 05:55:29 PM
Well, it is much roomier than his current habitat....but definately temporary.

well i'd say its not THAT rednecky, just a little.

Ducmarc

watched man v wild the other night when he was down here trying to make the everglades look scary when he cooked one on the fire whole and when the shell flakes off it's done . going to try that on my next redneck adventure. oh is it a slider or a snapper?

funsizeracing

Red eared slider.  Kinda cute really.
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Jeff

Everybody knows that a true redneck bathtub is the pond out behind the trailer.  And since turtles naturally live in ponds, I'd give it a 5 for being factual.
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barb_arah

That sounds rather interesting....do you use it lather up?
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Firecat

I'm gonna go with a 3...unless the turtle bathes and showers with you...then its a solid 5
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Ducmarc

well we had a baby bull the other night momma won't let it nurse so we put him in the hog pin and hand feed it four BIG bottles a day.how's that rate? O'h we had 2 sliders put them in the swamp behind the house.