heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Court Jester]

i;m so freakjen drunken./ what a night. this is freken great. i just wanted to day hello to everybody on ehere anbd stuff and wish you all a wonderful damned race season. you guys are great and have been a hyuge gelp in my seachy for info and leaned me a lot. i wish yall the best. i look forwad to meeting you guys and gals this race season. some i know some i just know from here and still need to put a face with. but i look forward to meeting yall anyway., i'm going to go get stupid now.
take care everybody.
woot woot.

[Court Jester]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you're drunk

[chaplain220]

22 years state trooper (specializing in the language of drunk), allow me to interpret the original post so everyone can understand...

"freakjen drunken", refers to the state in which one is dynamically affected by the consumption of alcoholic beverages, in this case, the writer is attempting to tell everyone that he is intoxicated.

"on ehere anbd stuff", court jester means to include everyone that is currently viewing, or is a member of the ccs forum.

"hyuge gelp", Though often mistaken for the huge gulp, a beverage available at most quickie marts, court jester is actually sharing his deeper emotional side and is stating he is grateful for the counsel and advice that has been offered to him on the forum.

other words common to the language of drunk....
"funther muhnkin bat rastard"  A reference of displeasure made towards the arresting officer, or the buddy who just puked on the seat.

"Yuvergot treadmmmyrights"  Simply put, this is a legal phrase of reminder to the officer that you failed to read me my rights and therefore you must immediately release me and let me go. 

Please feel free to contact me for all your translation needs, or just stop by the CSBRacing pit for "on-site" interpretations. 8)  Art #220

[Court Jester]

 ::) ::)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Please feel free to contact me for all your translation needs, or just stop by the CSBRacing pit for "on-site" interpretations. 8)  Art #220

zhdikidupyerazh, bidge....

[chaplain220]

"zhdikidupyerazh,bidge"  Though less common in the drunk language, this phrase is often found with the hard liquor dialect and is usually associated with the 2am, bar close, mating ritual.  Results vary with its usage, as usually by the 10am wakeup, deep regret has occured over who or what was mated with . 

Caution:  This phrase can meet with disastrous results if inadvertently used with a larger, less intoxicated male, or the 4 Deputies that are helping you through the drivers vent window. #220

[PJ721]

 

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

 

[catman]

CJ you failed at 100 smites- if you reached 100 applauds first, right ?  S'all good- I am ready to try out the sv soon -john

[Court Jester]

damn it man.

[catman]

have fun on those ama scooters! 8)

[barb_arah]

22 years state trooper (specializing in the language of drunk), allow me to interpret the original post so everyone can understand...

"freakjen drunken", refers to the state in which one is dynamically affected by the consumption of alcoholic beverages, in this case, the writer is attempting to tell everyone that he is intoxicated.

"on ehere anbd stuff", court jester means to include everyone that is currently viewing, or is a member of the ccs forum.

"hyuge gelp", Though often mistaken for the huge gulp, a beverage available at most quickie marts, court jester is actually sharing his deeper emotional side and is stating he is grateful for the counsel and advice that has been offered to him on the forum.

other words common to the language of drunk....
"funther muhnkin bat rastard"  A reference of displeasure made towards the arresting officer, or the buddy who just puked on the seat.

"Yuvergot treadmmmyrights"  Simply put, this is a legal phrase of reminder to the officer that you failed to read me my rights and therefore you must immediately release me and let me go. 

Please feel free to contact me for all your translation needs, or just stop by the CSBRacing pit for "on-site" interpretations. 8)  Art #220

WOW!  You really are good at that.  I'm impressed!