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removing a bat from my wall

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Re: removing a bat from my wall
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2006, 06:04:02 pm »
How big is your dog?

3.5' long, 12" tall, 65lbs...  basset hound...

Yeah, cats are cool that they can survive without daily interaction, but the downsides just aren't worth it for me.
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Re: removing a bat from my wall
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2006, 06:06:08 pm »
...that doesn't go well with my arrogance...


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Re: removing a bat from my wall
« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2006, 07:10:05 pm »
Solution to the bat problem......

1. Cut a hole in the wall above where you think the bat is hiding.

2. Pour gasoline on the wall below the hole.

3. Set the gasoline on fire.

4. When the bat comes out of the hole stab him to death with an ice pick!

Haven't ever tried this myself but I think the results would be similar to the solution a friend from college came up with when he had a case of crabs (only difference was he used a razor on 1/2 of the affected area)!!   8)
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Re: removing a bat from my wall
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2006, 08:01:28 pm »
Once again with the old "I had a friend" line...as in "Uh Doc, I have a friend who has this problem with crabs..."
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Sound advice on the bat removal technique though.
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Re: removing a bat from my wall
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2006, 08:43:17 pm »
HAHAHA
awesome. i'll try that.
though i'll be off line till i get a new house and get hooked back up on the internet. i'll let you know how it works out, or i guess you could just check the local paper. you guys are the best

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