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Started by spyderchick, April 01, 2006, 10:38:21 AM

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K3 Chris Onwiler

#24
April 03, 2006, 05:04:14 PM Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 05:04:50 PM by racerk3
I'd hoped to keep this on the QT, but I guess now I have to come clean.  I am the father of Rhiannon's love child.
Rhiannon has absolutely NO RECOLLECTION of the night in question, so chances are I'll be facing charges on this later when the DNA test are run.  Even so, at least I know that together we've spawned the next great motorcycle racing superstar.
I'm thinking that we should name this progeny K-Ri.  Such a name would reflect the proud heratige of both the child's parents, could be used for either a boy or a girl, and sounds ethnic enough that the kid could play the RACE card if necessary.  I'm only hoping that the child will have its mother's good looks and its father's incredible talent.  If so, superstardom is virtually gauranteed.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that everything will go well this time.  I thought I was going to be a Daddy once before, but then Edgar told me he'd had an enema... :'(
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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EX#996

#25
April 03, 2006, 05:46:43 PM
LMAO....

 ;D
Paul and Dawn Buxton

Super_KC124

#26
April 03, 2006, 06:37:06 PM
Quote I thought I was going to be a Daddy once before, but then Edgar told me he'd had an enema... :'(

I'm hurt K3. You said you'd never slept with another man before. :'(

Johnny B

#27
April 03, 2006, 06:44:31 PM
QuoteI'd hoped to keep this on the QT, but I guess now I have to come clean.  I am the father of Rhiannon's love child.
Rhiannon has absolutely NO RECOLLECTION of the night in question, so chances are I'll be facing charges on this later when the DNA test are run.  Even so, at least I know that together we've spawned the next great motorcycle racing superstar.
I'm thinking that we should name this progeny K-Ri.  Such a name would reflect the proud heratige of both the child's parents, could be used for either a boy or a girl, and sounds ethnic enough that the kid could play the RACE card if necessary.  I'm only hoping that the child will have its mother's good looks and its father's incredible talent.  If so, superstardom is virtually gauranteed.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that everything will go well this time.  I thought I was going to be a Daddy once before, but then Edgar told me he'd had an enema... :'(
Working on your next FICTION novel, eh?  :P
Johnny B. (the other one) ®
Butler's Rest Home - "No Vacancy"
http://resthome.50megs.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#28
April 03, 2006, 07:04:20 PM
QuoteI'm hurt K3. You said you'd never slept with another man before. :'(
You were the first.  Edgar came later.... ;)
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

EX#996

#29
April 03, 2006, 07:37:07 PM Last Edit: April 03, 2006, 07:38:03 PM by AM#996
QuoteI'm hurt K3. You said you'd never slept with another man before. :'(

Here I thought our motor home was rocking because of the storm outside.....     :o

 ;)


Man I miss you guys......   Sometimes it sucks being a responsible adult.   :-/
Paul and Dawn Buxton

Super_KC124

#30
April 03, 2006, 07:53:47 PM
QuoteHere I thought our motor home was rocking because of the storm outside.....     :o

 ;)


Man I miss you guys......   Sometimes it sucks being a responsible adult.   :-/

Oh boy! LOL! My sides are hurting.

HandleThis66

#31
April 03, 2006, 09:53:33 PM
You people are just wicked warped. :-/ Why do I subject myself to this non-sensical tomfoolery? ::)  I do find much humor in this, though...I was laughing so hard my ovaries hurt. :P  You guys are killing me...
Ciao, Rhiannon :-*

K3 Chris Onwiler

#32
April 04, 2006, 03:48:17 AM Last Edit: April 04, 2006, 03:50:06 AM by racerk3
Buxtons, we miss you too!

Rhiannon, any time I can make your ovaries hurt, I'M THERE! ;)
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

barb_arah

#33
April 04, 2006, 10:40:04 AM
 :o :o
Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Dawn

#34
April 04, 2006, 12:13:32 PM
QuoteOh boy! LOL! My sides are hurting.


I'm just wondering if you're laughing so hard at the motor home rocking comment or the responsible adult one.....    ???

 ;)

StumpysWife

#35
April 04, 2006, 12:25:44 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2006, 06:56:50 AM by StumpysWife
Haven't you guys ever seen K3 and Edgar's love child?


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