Scammers in parking lots.

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Here's how the scam seems to work:

Two seriously good looking young ladies come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with paper towels and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another grocery store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen last Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and twice today!

It will probably happen again tonight

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Gixxer124]

You'd better go to church right now!!!

[251am]

 So, you shoppin Goodwill for second hand wallets?

Aldi's? Woodman's? Logli?    8)

[Protein Filled]

Yeah, I fell for that same trick the first couple dozen times. Finally I figured out the solution: Don't carry a wallet!

[Team-G]

Hey Tommy, can I have my wallet back?  ;D

[TommyG]

You'd better go to church right now!!!

Why? Are there hot chicks giving oral sex there? ;D

[cb186]

Why? Are there hot chicks giving oral sex there? ;D

que the Cathloic priest jokes............. ;D

[damico]

quit asking stupid questions and go grocery shopping.
What would happen if I carry two wallets?

[TommyG]

quit asking stupid questions and go grocery shopping.
What would happen if I carry two wallets?

Now that`s a stupid question! Obviously,you`d get two blow jobs.......!! ;D

[Team-G]

quit asking stupid questions and go grocery shopping.
What would happen if I carry two wallets?

Ok, Edgar or Tommy, just give me my f-in wallet back already...

[russ1962]

Last  night, after loading my 1/2 of a grocery bag into my car, these two sexy chicks started cleaning my rear window.  I sat in the car for a minute, the anticipation building...

Suddenly, the rear door of my car opened...  they slid in.  All the sex and crazy s4it started happening, when I realized it was Jim R. and Kevin H. dressed like women.

What am I doing wrong?

[Jeff]

All the sex and crazy s4it started happening, when I realized it was Jim R. and Kevin H. dressed like women.

What am I doing wrong?

I just threw up a perfectly good donut...   :-X