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November 05, 2005, 03:57:40 AM Last Edit: November 05, 2005, 03:57:55 AM by AM#996
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... but I know the truth.

 ;)
Paul and Dawn Buxton

K3 Chris Onwiler

#1
November 05, 2005, 04:08:21 AM
In my best John Bellushi voice, "How much for the leettle girl?"
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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EX#996

#2
November 05, 2005, 04:12:54 AM
QuoteIn my best John Bellushi voice, "How much for the leettle girl?"


Mr. Onwiler, Mr. Buxton would like to have a word with you....

 :o
Paul and Dawn Buxton

K3 Chris Onwiler

#3
November 05, 2005, 04:14:54 AM
Is this the "Value added" conversation where he tries to drive up the price? ;D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#4
November 05, 2005, 04:17:59 AM
You know, as many times as you've threatened to sell Renee, and then you get mad when I try to buy her? ::)
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

EX#996

#5
November 05, 2005, 04:18:09 AM
QuoteIs this the "Value added" conversation where he tries to drive up the price? ;D

No...

This is where he would like to show you a new section of the track in the back 40.  Nevermind the shovel in his hand.....

 :o
Paul and Dawn Buxton

K3 Chris Onwiler

#6
November 05, 2005, 04:24:28 AM
Here I am, just trying to help out.  Laura finally gets that daughter she always wanted, Mom gets a granddaughter, you Buxtons finally get rid of the most annoying, expensive, and burdensome thing in your life, and I get a whip-smart girl to help me get this novel off the ground.  A good deal for everyone, yes?
I've got $38 in checking.  Will that be enough? :D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

EX#996

#7
November 05, 2005, 04:25:38 AM Last Edit: November 05, 2005, 04:26:36 AM by AM#996
Well since you've put it that way, let me check....

 ;D

(If you only knew what you would be getting yourself into.  Heh, heh, heh...  We are in the teenage years now.)
Paul and Dawn Buxton

K3 Chris Onwiler

#8
November 05, 2005, 04:30:08 AM
I found another .79 in the couch cushions, and I'll pay for shipping!
Tell Renee I pay a dollar a week allowance, and if she gets straight A's I can see about getting her a scholarship to Kankakee Community College, rated 196th in state!
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

#9
November 05, 2005, 04:31:46 AM
Quote(If you only knew what you would be getting yourself into.  Heh, heh, heh...  We are in the teenage years now.)
Paul isn't the only one who owns guns, and you've seen me shoot.  The little girl would be in good hands....
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

dylanfan53

#10
November 05, 2005, 04:59:20 AM Last Edit: November 05, 2005, 04:59:37 AM by dylanfan53
Don Cook
CCS #53

K3 Chris Onwiler

#11
November 05, 2005, 05:11:51 AM
Fur cryin' out loud, Don!  I don't want a pet, I want a daughter!
Renee's already half-raised, and she seems pretty sweet.  You just never know what you'll get if you make a new one.  Buxtons have already spent half the money necessary to build a good daughter.  I couldn't build one as nice for the same money.  If they're willing to sell cheap, I'm thinking it's a pretty good deal!
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

dylanfan53

#12
November 05, 2005, 05:21:24 AM
Oh, sorry.  After seeing that pic of you an MJ I just kinda thought you'd like a little gerbil...
 ;D :P
Don Cook
CCS #53

spyderchick

#13
November 05, 2005, 05:51:06 AM
You can rent mine for special occasions. She's fiesty, cute and can let out a mean burp.  :o ;) ;D
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

Protein Filled

#14
November 05, 2005, 07:15:32 AM
Are you talking about your daughter or your gerbil?


QuoteYou can rent mine for special occasions. She's fiesty, cute and can let out a mean burp.  :o ;) ;D
Edgar Dorn #81 - Numbskullz Racing, Mason Racin Tires, Michelin, Lithium Motorsports



Don't give up on your dreams! If an illiterate like K3 can write a book, imagine what you can do!

K3 Chris Onwiler

#15
November 05, 2005, 08:25:08 AM
Cook, that was just plain low.  Extremely clever, but low! >:( ;D
Ath...um, Alexa, your daughter is just too old.  You see, Rhiannon calling me Daddy would trigger an entirely different set of responses than I had in mind were I to adopt the Buxton child....
Now if you WERE actually talking about your gerbil, Edgar seems quite interested.... :P
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

dylanfan53

#16
November 05, 2005, 09:12:37 AM
Well, I was feeling a little bit guilty... :-/ ;D
Don Cook
CCS #53

K3 Chris Onwiler

#17
November 05, 2005, 10:38:22 AM
See, here's my plan.  I let the Buxtons do all the hard work first.  Now that the dirty diapers and pediatrician visits are all done and the girl is a perfect, well-behaved little A+ princess, I take over.  I get to enjoy the golden years of teaching her how to drive, chasing her boyfriends with a meat cleaver, getting her out in CCS on a 125, buying her a prom dress....  You know, the good stuff!  Then I send her back before I have to pay for the wedding! ;D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

Mongo

#18
November 05, 2005, 10:51:33 AM
QuoteYou can rent mine for special occasions. She's fiesty, cute and can let out a mean burp.  :o ;) ;D


There is no way I can reply to this and NOT get in trouble is there?

Sean P. Clarke
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EX#996

#19
November 05, 2005, 11:14:01 AM
QuoteThere is no way I can reply to this and NOT get in trouble is there?


You could try....


 ;D
Paul and Dawn Buxton

EX#996

#20
November 05, 2005, 11:15:38 AM
Quoteand the girl is a perfect, well-behaved little A+ princess,

Whaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, the A+ part is right.   ;D  Just remember, there are times that you tell her that she takes after her dad.

 ;)
Paul and Dawn Buxton

spyderchick

#21
November 06, 2005, 08:42:03 AM
QuoteAre you talking about your daughter or your gerbil?



The last time I rented the Gerbil to you I didn't get it back...something about a mishap with a...






























oh yeah, this is a family forum!
 :o :o :o :o :) ;D
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

spyderchick

#22
November 06, 2005, 08:42:25 AM
QuoteThere is no way I can reply to this and NOT get in trouble is there?

 ;D
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".
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