Time to ask, white or yellow?

[Rich]

You talk like I am old or something... ???

Stop it!  ;)

Hey Bernie - tell me that story again.  You know, the one when you were in high school and they discovered fire.  Which was the bigger event...that or when they invented the wheel?   :D :D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Hey Bernie - tell me that story again.  You know, the one when you were in high school and they discovered fire.  Which was the bigger event...that or when they invented the wheel?   :D :D

You've got it all wrong!  Hair spray and gleaming chest medallions were the contributions given to society by the tribe of Bernard!

[Mark Bernard]

Well... way back in the day when the dinosours roamed, we had a vision of using this new fangled thing called "fire" to thwart off the huge beasts. But what we didn't know, was that using the spinning wheel to make our gold chains, thus caused the hair spray fumes to ignite which in turn caught our mustache wax on fire as well.

Having the basics, fire, wheel, and highly flamable liquids, we threw in some metal, sturred the flames and presto! The Buell was born. It was a fine machine. Heavy but powerful. But along with that was the CURSE!

The happy but scarred Bernard tribe was doomed to be the ultimate Harley Davidson riding mullet wearing yellow plated sandbaggers of the mid west tribe.

Nobody would have guessed that the title would last for 5 years, but we made the best of it. We took our fair shair of crap from the other tribes. But we kept our heads up, our hair styled and our chaines shiney and bright. We rode hard and finally made it to the end of the curse for the Bernard tribe.

So there you have it. The whole story of the Bernard curse, the birth of the Buell and the story of a "fossel on a dinosour" winning the ultimate prize of 3 regional mid west championships!

Smart asses!  ;)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

That's what I love about Harleys, Buells, whatever....  Time and technology move on, but they never change.  Grand Canyons erode, the dead sea evaporates, Amtrack offers service to the moon, but HD keeps adding spark plugs to Craftsman air compressor motors, and bolting them into bike frames!  As every other bike in the world gets better, rulebooks get rewritten.  Maybe CCS will take a page from AMA history, and just disqualify any lightweight bike with liquid cooling, overhead cams, rubber tires, or syncromesh gears.
I think for next year I'll build me a shovelhead with two engines.  I'll put a big bar and shield on the tank so I don't have to follow any rules, nestle a hocky puck sized zodiac medallion into my chest hair, slap some yellow plates on there, slip my noggen under a Joe Dirt wig, and get me some championships!
(We all love you Mark, but it's silly season now, and we're bored. ;D)
BTW, you're a slacker.  In my mere FOURTH season as an AM, I earned no less that SIX championships.  I manfully TOOK the white plates for my fifth season, where I handily won the F39.5 championship in two regions.
No skeletons in MY closet.... ;)

[grasshopper]

STOP PICKING ON MARK and his dinosaur!!!!  >:( He's my friend!

K3, you're a big bully. Get em Mark get em!

[barb_arah]

Whatever happened to the junior class? Anyone remember that? You had Novices (Amateurs), Juniors, and finally Experts.  

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

STOP PICKING ON MARK and his dinosaur!!!!  >:( He's my friend!

K3, you're a big bully. Get em Mark get em!

Really?  That's not what you say at the track.... ;)
Young Grasshopper, you do not yet realize that the more I torment someone, the more I like them.  Those I hate are ignored.  Why waste time on the ones you don't like? ;D

[tigerblade]

lol...!

That was a good one Kris.  :D

It's funny 'cause it's true...   :P ;)

[Green_Knight]

That's what I love about Harleys, Buells, whatever....  Time and technology move on, but they never change.  Grand Canyons erode, the dead sea evaporates, Amtrack offers service to the moon, but HD keeps adding spark plugs to Craftsman air compressor motors, and bolting them into bike frames!  As every other bike in the world gets better, rulebooks get rewritten.  Maybe CCS will take a page from AMA history, and just disqualify any lightweight bike with liquid cooling, overhead cams, rubber tires, or syncromesh gears.
I think for next year I'll build me a shovelhead with two engines.  I'll put a big bar and shield on the tank so I don't have to follow any rules, nestle a hocky puck sized zodiac medallion into my chest hair, slap some yellow plates on there, slip my noggen under a Joe Dirt wig, and get me some championships!
(We all love you Mark, but it's silly season now, and we're bored. ;D)
BTW, you're a slacker.  In my mere FOURTH season as an AM, I earned no less that SIX championships.  I manfully TOOK the white plates for my fifth season, where I handily won the F39.5 championship in two regions.
No skeletons in MY closet.... ;)

I'm dieing here...   :D ;D

[Mark Bernard]

STOP PICKING ON MARK and his dinosaur!!!!  >:( He's my friend!

K3, you're a big bully. Get em Mark get em!

LOL... It's all good Nick. I feel the love! I haven't been able to reply till now because I have had a severe case of the flu. It actually sent me to the hospital the day before yesterday. The flu sucks! I will reply diligantly when I feel better.  :-[  :-X  ;)

[Xian_13]

Whatever happened to the junior class? Anyone remember that? You had Novices (Amateurs), Juniors, and finally Experts.  

Personally, I wish there was a 3rd class and I am sure there are alot of other people out there that feel the same way.

I, for one, am stuck in limbo... I don't really belong with the Am.s or the Ex.s.
If I don't find a 125 and I am classed as an EX, I really doubt I will race much at all.

I wounder, how many more people would stay in racing... for a longer time, if there was a 3 tier system...

XIII

[deltadave]

Going white next year.  I was thinking of how neat it would be if there was a Formula 50 class, but then I remembered that I would still be racing with Ed Key.