Family vacation to nude beach

[dicatirider944]

A man and his wife end up booking a vacation on a remote island for them and their 5 yr old daughter.  When they get there and check in they find out that it is a nude resort.  With nowhere else to go and stay on the island the couple decide that their daughter is to young to understand anyway.

A couple of days go by and the little girl goes up to her mom and says,"Mommy how come some of the girls have really big B00Bs and some have really small B00Bs like you?"  the mom replys,"Honey, god gave really dumb girls big B00Bs and really smart girls like mommy small B00Bs to make it even"  The girl execpted the answer and went back to playing.

A few hours later the girl went back to her mom and said,"Mommy how come some guys have really big w1eners and some have such small ones?"  The mom replies,"well honey it is a lot like the girl thing, god gave really dumb guys big w1eners and really smart guys little ones to make it even"  The little girl is happy with the answer again and goes off playing again.

A few days later the mom goes to see the little girl at the beach after her morning of getting a spa treatment.  The little girl all full of excitement of telling a story runs up to her mom and says,"Mommy, Mommy, while you were gone this really really dumb girl came up, sat down, and started talking to daddy.  the funniest thing happened mommy, the more the really really dumb girl talked to daddy the dumber daddy got!"

[BadBones]

DUH,
I don't get it.
DUH  ::)
 ;D