Do you have guts or balls?

[boo181]

Nope, just smart enough to know that it's much better to leave the women at home, where they should be cleaning and washing the dishes.

don't forget cooking too edgar ;D

[Dawn]

Nope, just smart enough to know that it's much better to leave the women at home, where they should be cleaning and washing the dishes.

Himmm.......  Let's look at this a little closer.

Edgar, arrives alone, must do all the wrenching, tire warmers, gas, food, ect.....  ALL BY HIMSELF.

Stumpy, Jef4y, and Paul....  Have wonderful wives who will get their grid positions, take care of the tire warmers, lap times, help them with their leathers, feed them, and cheer them on.....

Which would you rather have?

 ;)

[Protein Filled]

I'd rather have a clean house, polished floors and a hot meal when I get home from racing without having to hear all of the whining that comes with women being at the track  ;D ;D ;D

(running for cover...)

Himmm.......  Let's look at this a little closer.

Edgar, arrives alone, must do all the wrenching, tire warmers, gas, food, ect.....  ALL BY HIMSELF.

Stumpy, Jef4y, and Paul....  Have wonderful wives who will get their grid positions, take care of the tire warmers, lap times, help them with their leathers, feed them, and cheer them on.....

Which would you rather have?

 ;)

[Protein Filled]

Hey Dave,

that sounds like a solid plan!!!

Yo Edgar,

You bring your guts and I'll bring my balls and we'll hang at the South Haven Wallmart after the Saturday races and scope some of 'our type' gals...

[Dawn]

without having to hear all of the whining that comes with women being at the track  ;D ;D ;D

(running for cover...)

What whining.......     ???

Certainly not from the women!  All I hear is the guys whining about, I want this for my bike, this guy this, and this guy that......  I need more motor, blah... blah.... blah....

 ;D

[251am]

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying to her, "You're next."

  I got balls-I go out with the boys, look but don't touch, and keep the schwantz in my pants. It don't take balls to hit every piece o strange I can nail. That would be easy. Now, that little hottie runnin' around BHF last weekend in the black spandex shorts might be tough to pass up! ::)  

[Dawn]

  look but don't touch, and keep the schwantz in my pants.

I wonder how Kevin Schwantz would feel about that comment......

 ;D

[251am]

I wonder how Kevin Schwantz would feel about that comment......

 ;D

  He he, I don't think he'd like that but I did have $5 on him at the RA round for AMA.

Da Schhwwwantzzzzzzzzz Sounds like a good Polish Wisconsin boy, eh?

[KBOlsen]

Men.  Bah!
 ::)

[Daggerdave]

I have one of the ones you are talking about Dawn.

Not only does my wife support me at the races, and is always willing to get greasy and has the burns to prove it.  She is also the Head Trackmarshal at AzTrackdays.  I used to split the day with one of the owners, each of us working and riding half the.  Now she totally runs the events and we just ride all day!!  Gotta love it when you find a keeper.

[TommyG]

Himmm.......  Let's look at this a little closer.

, lap times, help them with their leathers, feed them, and cheer them on.....

Which would you rather have?

 ;)

lapper timers?? Hey edgar.... aren`t lappers about twenty bucks for ten minutes?? ;D

[EX#996]

lapper timers?? Hey edgar.... aren`t lappers about twenty bucks for ten minutes?? ;D

Himmm.......

What you have to pay for, others get for free.   ;D


Nope, I still think that Stumpy, Jef4y, and Paul have done it right.

Dawn   ;)