Do you have guts or balls?

[spyderchick]

Nope, just smart enough to know that it's much better to leave the women at home, where they should be cleaning and washing the dishes.

Edgar, Edgar, Edgar. All I have to say is this: Expect it when you least expect it.  ;D

[HandleThis66]

This is why I will be single for the rest of my life  ::).  It is sooo difficult to find a man that puts up with me coming home drunk and frisky from the strip club  >:(, expecting him to clean the house while I'm out racing  :o, handing me tools while I work on my motorcycles (after he makes dinner)  :P, and being my pit biatch when I invite him to the track  :D!  Why do guys have to be so whiney, and everything to be about 'them' and 'their needs'  ??? ?  Can't they just accept that they are MY Biatch, and motorcycles come first  :(?  I'm with you Edgar, let's go racing without the 'girls'...I just hope you can handle getting your ass kicked by me on the track (again), and getting it slapped even harder while I sip off my 40oz of St.Ides (my depth perception is a little compromised when I drink  :-[).  And if I don't come home every night, you will know I still care when I call at 3AM for a ride home!  I love you Edgar...
Ciao, Rhiannon  :-*
(the sick part about this is that most of it is true  :'( )

[Suzy]

I'll bring the Jack and we will talk about some of the whiners I've been out with too, all talk, no show.

Go get em Rhiannon tell it like it is.  ;D

[tshort]

Edgar - you're now famous in Australia - sent it down under to the gang.  I'm still laughing.  Thanks for sharing... :D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Rhiannon, I've done ALL THAT for you, and you've STILL NEVER SLEPT WITH ME!
Geeze....  What's a guy gotta do? :'(

[spyderchick]

Rhiannon, I've done ALL THAT for you, and you've STILL NEVER SLEPT WITH ME!
Geeze....  What's a guy gotta do? :'(

NOT be married?  :o :P ;D

[Jeff]

K3, if one sleeps with you in the winter, does it count as membership to the Polar Bear club?

[spyderchick]

K3, if one sleeps with you in the winter, does it count as membership to the Polar Bear club?

Only if it's Ed Key. Jeff, you have an amazing lack of hair that precludes you from being called any type of bear.

(Which brought up the sick thought of Fuzzy Wuzzy soap bears, who were without hair until you added water. <eewwww> The thought of K3 rubbing you with water made my skin crawl...) :o :( ;D

[Team-G]

Yo Edgar,

You bring your guts and I'll bring my balls and we'll hang at the South Haven Wallmart after the Saturday races and scope some of 'our type' gals...

[Suzy]

Don't drop the soap! :o  ;D

[TommyG]

Yo Edgar,

You bring your guts and I'll bring my balls and we'll hang at the South Haven Wallmart after the Saturday races and scope some of 'our type' gals...

Hey Dave! Is that where you met Jen? That splains alot!! ;D

[Team-G]

I'm leaving her home to clean my house and change the sheets....want it fresh for the new spank.

BTW:  they get a complimentary tooth brush and paste (tooth being singular) for spending the night with me  :-X