Do you have guts or balls?

[Protein Filled]

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying to her, "You're next."

[StumpysWife]

I see common sense isn't one of the options... :P

[Protein Filled]

I was wondering how long it would take for one of the women on this board to reply...  ;D ;D ;D

Here is another one, so I can really get into trouble:

TOP TEN VALENTINE CARD REJECTS

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

[Protein Filled]

hmmm, I see that wh0re turns into "sleeper"...  ;D

[Protein Filled]

One more so I can be burned at the stake:


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

[PJ721]

 ;D that's great!

[spyderchick]

Such a smooth talker. I can see why you get all the ladies. ::)
Or is it because your our October calendar boy? ;)

[Jeff]

Such a smooth talker. I can see why you get all the ladies. ::)
Or is it because your our October calendar boy? ;)

I was thinking the same thing... No wonder he shows up to the track with Mason!!!  :o

Now Simon on the other hand...  That dude is setting up franchises..

[TommyG]

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying to her, "You're next."

You know that`s why Gygax is divorced! ;D

[Protein Filled]

Nope, just smart enough to know that it's much better to leave the women at home, where they should be cleaning and washing the dishes.

I was thinking the same thing... No wonder he shows up to the track with Mason!!!  :o

Now Simon on the other hand...  That dude is setting up franchises..

[Protein Filled]

Ooops, I forgot the smilies for that last post:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Team-G]

You know that`s why Gygax is divorced! ;D

What, you can't have all three?  ;)