The onion predicts the future again

[Jeff]

This is too good to be true...

(onion link has strong language & questionable banner ads)

2/18/04:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Today:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm

[spyderchick]

Fiction=Reality. Too f***ing funny.  ;D

[cardzilla]

I laughed so hard at the first story I think I burst a vein in my eye  ;D

Too funny, life imitating art once again.

[Suzy]

LOL, LOL, how halirious.   ;D  Yea, you know how much a woman has to shave.  ???  We shave 90% of our body compared to your 10% of what you men shave.  Didn't you hear at Blackhawk how I did not know I was on open mic and talked about the Intuition Razor blades.  They are the quickest in the showers at BHF. you know what I mean. :D

[mdr14]

Kufalk, every once in a while you post something worth reading... that was too freaking funny.

[Jeff]

Kufalk, every once in a while you post something worth reading... that was too freaking funny.

LOL.  Thanks Matt!  I see you finally climbed out from under that pile of bikes eh?  Shoot me an email or give me a call.  Let me know how business is going for you.  :)

[TommyG]

Wonder why Jeff is so interested in razors...? ;D Hey look everyone, that smiley face is bald like Jeff!
Hey Jeff! Gillette or Schick?? ;D

[Jeff]

Gillette Mach 3.  It's the only razor that won't clog up when shaving my bean...  I haven't tried the 4 blade model & doubt I'll go to the 5 blader.  Too damned expensive at 3!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

That was awesome!  America!  F@#K YEAH!