Need some endurance race help

[Bad_Matt]

Wanted: Umbrella Girl
Team Fat Bastard seeks Umbrella Girl.

Team Fat Bastard will be running the American Federation of Motorcyclist's
four hour endurance race Saturday August 13th and seeks an attractive
female Umbrella Girl.

Minimum Responsibilities:
Stand there and hold an umbrella. Be photographed with the team and bike.
Wear something... Interesting.

Optional Responsibilities:
Make other teams envious. Help out behind the pit wall with pit space and
setup. Help out with rider refreshments when they come off their shift.
Time Laps. Change tires. Strip spare motor out of B bike when A motor
blows on the track. Ride a 30-45 minute shift.** Meet single motorcycle
racers.

(** liscenced racers only)


Team Fat Bastard will be competing under the name "Five Retards on a
Motard" riding an XR650R SuperMotard in the 600 class. Yes, we are well
aware that we're going to have our asses handed to us by every 600CC sport
bike out there, but that's not the point, now is it? This race is a ton of
fun and if you're into motorsports at all, this is the closest access
you'll get to a live racetrack. What you wear is totally up to you.
Required hours are from around 10:30 AM till about 4:30 pm. You'll get
copies of all photographs taken.

Submit resume, headshots and measurements to:
creech@cluon.com

(or just tell me you're willing!)

Pix of previous year's team:
http://garyratherphoto.com/AFM/2002/SP_Sep02/teams/0902_0399.JPG

[spyderchick]

Someone needs a girlfriend/pit diva!  ;)

[OmniGLH]

Hey Matt... didn't you wind up with some sort of crack whure/prostitute when you tried this for Daytona in 2003?

;)

BTW - LOVE the team name!!!

[BlueRidgePerformance]

Someone needs a girlfriend/pit diva!  ;)

Why you interested ;)

[putter]

Why you interested ;)

Gary, quit hitting on chicks on motorcycle racing message boards.

That's my job.  ;D