Laguna Conspiracy (spoiler)

[spyderchick]

No, I didn't pen it, but I was the guy who found it off my forum to share with you.   ;D

Plagarism. The American way.  ;) ;D

Nah, I'm kiddin' pretty funny stuff, though

[cardzilla]

I don't think I've laughed that hard at anything in print EVER.  I actually managed to blow a chunk of apple out of my nose, thanks a lot, JEFF!

 ;D

[Jeff]

"De firss time I ride dee fivehundreed, itss like F*ck"

The funny thing is that you don't have to censor it if you type like Vale spoke those words...

"eees like...  fak!"