Dear Abby.....

[Dawn]

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job five years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy big cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter graduated college, he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?! Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it

[Scott]

LOL.

Clinton jokes just NEVER get old!

[Super Dave]

 ;D

[L8brake731]

But Hilary did :o (get old, hit the wall, whatever you need to call it).

Chelsea just wishes she'd come out of the closet.... ;D