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Started by Mark Bernard, June 22, 2005, 06:40:59 PM

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Pierre - Team PMR

QuoteHey Karly!

Let me share a little story I heard about Pierre....


 ;D
Oh no...not stories about me?!
Pierre Montsion
Team PMR
CCS EX# 280

Dawn

QuotePlease do, Please do!!!   ;D ;D

Pierre the famous French fighter pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

 ;D

Karly_-_Team_PMR

LOL!!!!  

Yeah, that's about how it works in our house!!!   :D :D

Xian_13

QuoteThe clubhouse is off-limits to non-members.

There are neither showers nor electricity available at Autobahn.

If we got enough people into a room, it would be under $30 a head, and kind of like camping!

I currently have a room in Morris for Friday and Saturday Night.

I have an exclusive rate on this room.

Basicly, I reserved a 2 queen bed and am currently the only person staying there.
If anyone is looking save the camping am make a camp ground out of this room, please see me at the track Friday.

XIII
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Burt Munro

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Mark,

I got a room at the Motel 6 in Joliet for $38 a night for Friday and Saturday.

It's only me and one bed but I'll have floor space you're welcome to.


Rick
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