Roadracers Joke

Started by Scott, May 18, 2005, 09:09:03 AM

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Scott

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent)

Greg, Brian, and Jeff were on their way to the Isle of Mann TT when their plane crashes over the Atlantic.  They have been stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean for 5 days with no food or water when they see a bottle floating nearby.  They paddle over to it, pick it up and pull out the cork.

Out pops a Jeanie who says "I will grant you each one wish"

Greg says "Thank God, I thought I was going to die out here, I want to go home!"  POOF, Greg is gone.

Brian says "Me too, get me out of here!"  POOF, Brian is gone.

Jeff looks around for a moment at the vast ocean and the empty lifeboat and says "I'm lonely, I want my friends back!"

tzracer

Thanks Jeff, and no I don't need any titanium.
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I didn't think it was that funny.  Or more importantly, didn't see how it applied to racers.  Now if the first guy asked for a new 600, the second guy wanted a 1000, the third guy asked for a MotoGP bike, and then the raft sank, maybe I could relate....
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StumpysWife

It'll work if it said Greg Steltenpohl, Brian Hall and Jeff Purk...he obviously left off the last names.   ;)

Dawn

QuoteIt'll work if it said Greg Steltenpohl, Brian Hall and Jeff Purk...he obviously left off the last names.   ;)


Whaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaa!!!!!!

Now THAT is funny!

 ;D

Jeff

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Sorry guys.  Wasn't thinking.  But hey! now that we're all here, can we sing the Gilligan's Island theme again?
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spyderchick

QuoteSorry guys.  Wasn't thinking.  But hey! now that we're all here, can we sing the Gilligan's Island theme again?

No, we must sing Kumbaya. Or the Smurf song...that one you sing 'til you turn blue.  ;D
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