With the Daytona National Championships only a couple weeks away, I deemed it necessary to start an official trash talk thread and remind all of you how slow you are.     

You're so slow; your lap times at Daytona need to be measured by geologists.
You're so slow; your shadow even out brakes you into turn one.
You're so slow; you think full tuck means getting snuggled into bed for nap time.
You're so slow; the farthest you've leaned your bike over was in a Starbucks parking lot with the kickstand down.
You're so slow; your tires pick up more rubber from the track than they lay down.

Now that that's out of the way, let me lay out how Daytona is going to go for everyone....The Midwest riders are going to win everything. Hands down. Everyone else might as well just stay home. Flo-rida? More like Slow-rida! Atlantic? More like Fat-lantic! Mid Atlantic? What is that, like the beer gut of Fat-lantic? And the Southeast is just full of Slow-ridians!

Individually, Super Carl is going to win every middleweight and heavyweight race. Yeah that's me. No competition. Heck, I'm even going to win the practices and the trackday. Think you're faster than me? You're not. Think your bike is faster than mine? It's not. Think you might get lucky and someone takes me out in a crash? You're wrong, I'm invincible. Think my bike might blow up? You're wrong again, it's invincible like me.

Every scenario ends with you losing.

Come on, you know racing is more fun with a little ridiculous trash talk 

Don't forget tech Bish!!! Lol!

Good luck Super Carl. You might want to recruit someone to remind you to go to Tech since I won't be there to hold up a sign for you!

Good call! Now accepting tech sign holder job applications :)

The only reason you have this amount of confidence is you know I won't be racing......otherwise I'd have to kick your ass on my old ass Triumph....again!

If I was going you would be ion deep poo poo.. But your lucky I can't make it.
So enjoy the sun when you can....  ::)

My shadow only out braked me once...and then I wadded into it. Welcome back to Daytona everyone!

Supercarl,
You are only going to win every Middleweight class because KOLLIN won't be there to whoop your butt!  Ha ha.... Sorry Mama Kozik won't be there either to provide you with Buddha Beer, gas money and Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuit leftovers!  Seriously, the entire Kozik family wishes you well at Daytona... TUCK IT TIGHT, LEAN FAR, GO FAST..... AND MOST OF ALL, BE SAFE!  (and please run Daytona tires this year)  We know you will REPRESENT for the Midwest!! Take care Super Carl.
Love, MAMA Kozik

All of you guys need to sack up and come racing!!! No excuses!

Daytona wont be the same without the Kozik family there! How come youre not coming this year? I am going to do my best down in daytona and run good tires lol. Dont worry the Widwest well be well represented. I think Dano and I are teaming up for the ASRA Team Challenge! Should be a hoot.

So STOKED!!!

all the AM racers will encounter the storm known in the FL region as Clint Russell.. that kid is fast. Just fair warning, board it up. Hurricane "Clint" is on the way ;)

I feel bad for the AM racers at ROC this year, because as Melk said, Clint is balls to the wall fast! I thought I was quick last year, but this kid makes me look like a tool!

The kid better not bring a knife to a gun fight