Red eared slider.  Kinda cute really.

Everybody knows that a true redneck bathtub is the pond out behind the trailer.  And since turtles naturally live in ponds, I'd give it a 5 for being factual.

That sounds rather interesting....do you use it lather up?

I'm gonna go with a 3...unless the turtle bathes and showers with you...then its a solid 5

well we had a baby bull the other night momma won't let it nurse so we put him in the hog pin and hand feed it four BIG bottles a day.how's that rate? O'h we had 2 sliders put them in the swamp behind the house.