I recieved a feel-good e mail today.  You know what I mean.  The kind that makes you feel like you ate too much cotton candy, and then tries to guilt you into forwarding it to everyone you know. >:(  
Well, I fixed it.  Here's one I wouldn't mind forwarding! ;D

Subject: This is what I wish for you

 Today...I wish you a day of exceptional mechanicals.
 A fresh set of tires you didn't have to buy yourself.
 An unexpected phone call from a new sponsor.
 Blue flags for everyone you're trying to pass.
I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in...
The fastest line through the kink.
A good cold case of beer in the cooler.
Your gloves right where you look.
I wish you a day of happiness and perfection------little bite-size
pieces of perfection that give you the funny feeling that the Lord
is sponsoring you, holding you so gently because you are someone
special and wicked-fast.
 I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness, Joy and Trophies
 They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to
 appreciate them, a day to love them, and only a second to run them off the track.
 Send this phrase to the people you'll never let pass you and remember to
 send it also to the person who sent it to you. It's a short message to
let them know that you'll never give them an inch if there's a three-dollar trophy involved.
If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're slow and that you dont have any friends.

 Take the time!

SWEET.. I love it.. Let's send it around.

LOL!!!!

I got the same 'original' e-mail.  Needless to say, based on the people to whom the original was sent, your version is much more appropriate.  

Dawn   ;D

QuoteThey say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to
 appreciate them, a day to love them, and only a second to run them off the track.
 

LMAO!  :D