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All the other stuff => Shooting the bull => Topic started by: Jeff on June 09, 2006, 12:30:06 pm

Title: Funniest news story EVER
Post by: Jeff on June 09, 2006, 12:30:06 pm
This could be the funniest news story I've ever read...

Fri Jun 9, 6:38 AM ET

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police have arrested a man on suspicion of murdering a woman with a sausage.

Prosecutors and police said the 50-year-old was arrested after the woman's body was discovered in an apartment in Zwickau, eastern Germany. They said she had choked on a Bockwurst, a popular large German sausage.

The prosecutors said the man had given a patchy account of events, acknowledging that he may have "administered" a Bockwurst to the woman. They are now working to establish exactly what happened in the run up to her death.

So think about it.  You're the defendent.  In court.  Literally ANYTHING said after the words "But your Honor" would be pure comedy...