Comedian, died last week I think. Some good ones in here. More observational humor, reminds me of Steven Wright:
http://www.involution.com/mitchquotes.php
The observations were Steven Writeish but his delivery was different. Total stoner! "If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I ripped off Pringles, but what if I put them in a bag" Was Mitch's response to that. He was one of my favorites and I will miss is comedy! :'(
"You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple because maybe they were shot in the face with a b.b. gun." Mitch Hedberg
I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
RIP Mitch. Funny guy.
"They shouldn't call it the emergency brake. They should call it, the make the car smell funny lever." RIP. :'(
"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It would be so literal. That machine is being used for its exact purpose."
gonna miss that guy