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Racing Discussion => Racing Discussion => Topic started by: H-man on March 22, 2005, 09:56:35 AM

Title: Calvin & Hobbes
Post by: H-man on March 22, 2005, 09:56:35 AM
I really, really, REALLY miss that comic strip. :'(

It was intelligent, witty and funny.
Title: Re: Calvin & Hobbes
Post by: H-man on March 22, 2005, 10:06:32 AM
[Calvin & Hobbes, the stuffed tiger, sitting at a table.  Calvin is writing on a paper and saying]

Calvin:  I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them.

[2nd frame - Hobbes has a look of amazement/bewindermwent on his face as he looks at us, the readers.  Calvin continues talking but now has the look of one who's lecturing].

Calvin: I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity.

[3rd frame - Calvin alone is in the frame.  he's holding out the sheet of paper he was writing on]
Calvin: With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!  Want to see my book report?

[last frame - Hobbes sitting at table holding the paper.  Calvin sitting next to Hobbes.  Resting his head in his hand, elbow on table and with a very satisfied look on his face]

Hobbes: "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperitives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes"

Calvin:  Academia, here I come!
Title: Re: Calvin & Hobbes
Post by: Super Dave on March 22, 2005, 10:12:04 AM
Yeah, I've brought up my kids on Calvin & Hobbes...

Great philosophers both of them... ;D

Really, though...

Great stuff.
Title: Re: Calvin & Hobbes
Post by: H-man on March 22, 2005, 10:20:08 AM
QuoteGreat philosophers both of them... ;D

Really, though...

Great stuff.

[Calvin & Hobbes walking together in the woods]

Calvin: Know what I pray for?
Hobbes: What?

[2nd frame - both come to a stop.  Calvin is counting off his fingers]

Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference.

[Last frame - they resume walking]

Hobbes: You should lead an interesting life.
Calvin: Oh, I already do!