I don't know why I found this so funny, but here it is..
So I needed numbers and here's how the exchange went...
Stumpy: - Hey man, what size numbers do you need? Go out and measure your number plate.
Jeffy: - That would assume I HAVE bodywork, which I don't. Go measure yours and just shoot me whatever works
Stumpy: haha yeah, okay, but hey, I only need ONE number
Jeffy: - ..... (crickets chirp... a dog howls in the distance...)
Whaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaa......
Dang.....
Now I have to clean up my keyboard. I should know better by now not to eat and read some of these threads. ;D
TARGET !!!
;D
I can post some dandy conversations with Stumpy, if you'd like!
Usually it's:
Stumpy: Give me your cookie.
Me: No.
Stumpy: You can have a bite. Give me your cookie.
Me: No.
Stumpy: Look over there! What's that?
Me: Give me back my cookie!
;D
QuoteJeffy: - ..... (crickets chirp... a dog howls in the distance...)
OK, I haven't laughed THAT hard in six months. My throat hurts now!
QuoteI can post some dandy conversations with Stumpy, if you'd like!
Usually it's:
Stumpy: Give me your cookie.
Me: No.
Stumpy: You can have a bite. Give me your cookie.
Me: No.
Stumpy: Look over there! What's that?
Me: Give me back my cookie!
;D
Don't eat cookies in front of Stumpy. ;)
Should I put a cookie monster on his leathers? :o ;D
where can i get some Nabisco stikers ?
hehehe, I'm not used to the single digit yet, I started stickering up the bikes tonight, Your sure not gonna miss those Lithium bikes!..Is it April Yet??? I was even making bike sounds when I was stickerin'
Stumpy
;D ;D ;D
I know this Guy, Stumpy...
his voice changes octives ( :-/ ) when he talk's like this...
Stumpy: haha yeah, okay, but hey, I only need ONE number
Jeffy: - ..... (crickets chirp... a dog howls in the distance...)
(and Jeff, your avatar... and the thought of crickets...
(that's too good!)
Chefe'
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QuoteI know this Guy, Stumpy...
his voice changes octives ( ) when he talk's like this...
What does that mean!!!
;D
means your craizee :P
lets see a pic Stumpy
They will be"unvieled" in April, Sorry Team Orders ;)
Stumpy
Thanks for sharing Heather....
Just don't let Greg talk to Paul about cookie snatching. Paul don't even ask, he just grabs. In his words, "It saves time that way."
;)
QuoteYour sure not gonna miss those Lithium bikes!
Stumpy
I guess my SV is going to have the full zoot Lithium paint job. I really don't know what to expect.... ???
Don't worry K3, I am taking care of your paint job...
I saw Stumpy eat like 15 chocolate chip cookies at once during the Freddie Spencer School. BTW, Mrs. Spencer makes a mean Choc. chip cookie, doesn't she, Stumpy? He mentioned that it was part of his training regime.
QuoteI guess my SV is going to have the full zoot Lithium paint job. I really don't know what to expect.... ???
QuoteI saw Stumpy eat like 15 chocolate chip cookies at once during the Freddie Spencer School. BTW, Mrs. Spencer makes a mean Choc. chip cookie, doesn't she, Stumpy? He mentioned that it was part of his training regime.
At first I thought you meant 15 for 3 days meaning only 5/day. It was really 15/day, right? ;) Only 15 over 3 days means he's ill.
Alexa, we are pondering a way to work in cookie monster to his outift, either leather or helmet or something. I have some ideas.
Heather
I need you ideas, Heather. I'm sure that Stumpy only flies Midwest, they serve warm chewy gooey chocolate chip cookies. ;D
QuoteIt was really 15/day, right? ;)
No, I mean like 15 in one sitting! Well, we did sit there for like 2 hours, but still!
That's one cookie every 8 minutes. Chain scarfing... ;D
QuoteI was even making bike sounds when I was stickerin'
Lemme guess:
kkkkssssshhhhhhhh THUMP THUMP THUMP "dang... not again" ;D
QuoteLemme guess:
kkkkssssshhhhhhhh THUMP THUMP THUMP "dang... not again" ;D
LOL....
Better watch it Stump....
Jeff is putting the vodoo on your season already.
;D
Quotekkkkssssshhhhhhhh THUMP THUMP THUMP "dang... not again" ;D
That's twice in two days! Jeff, man, You're killing me!
Actually, I think that's MY trademark sound.... More like kkkkssssshhhhhhhh THUMP THUMP THUMP!!! "Christ! Who the...? Cook! Cook! You can run, but you can't hide, you miserable @$$#*&^%$ &^$# ^@*&^ *$% ^&&#@ *$%%&#!!!!!!!!"
:D
QuoteDon't worry K3, I am taking care of your paint job...
That REALLY worries me....
and what Edgar doesn't take care of...I will!
Edgar: wax on
Cook: wax off
Edgar: wax on
Cook: wax off
hehehehehehe :P
QuoteThat's twice in two days! Jeff, man, You're killing me!
Well, I might suck at racing, but at least K3 thinks I'm funny... So I got that going for me...
I actually have one which I'll post from home. My friend said it last night and I'm still tearing up with laughter everytime I think about it...
More like Cook wacks K3, K3 goes kkkkssssshhhhhhhh THUMP THUMP THUMP.... ;)
Personally Don, I always considered Edgar to be more of a wax off guy than you are. In fact, I believe that "shampooing buffalo" is a tribal custom where Edgar was raised. Or maybe it was llamas....
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;D
I don't like where that's headed...
So let me just say that it's been 24 hours and I still find myself breaking out in spontaneous laughter whenever I think about this picture. I was shoveling snow this afternoon and started laughing out loud! My neighbors probably think I've lost it.
Stumpy, can I pet your bunny?
QuoteStumpy, can I pet your bunny?
Oh puhleeeeze! ::)
Stumpy...you are a man magnet! :o ;) ;D
(must be the smell of cookies and VP fuel)