Just messin' around. ;)
Wanted to keep this tune in Dawn's and K3's head jsut a little longer ;D 8)
Daaa Daaa Daa Da.....
;D
Boom, bada, bump...
Dumty, dum... 8)
STOP!
Hammertime. ;D
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
OK everyone sing along. ;D
The REAL scary part is I bet you did that from memory! :o
No cut and paste for you, no siree! ;D
Man, that is too much!
I am seriously laughing out loud at seeing the entire lyrics there.
I may just print 'em out and sing it the rest of the week. Along with Styx' "I'm Sailing Away".
I love that Styx song. I would often sing it to myself on longer rides. I forgot about it until last night's episode of South Park.
I forgot all about the "oh-oh-oh-oh..." part of the song. In the video he's scotting around left and right.
Too much man. Hey K3 or Bernie, maybe you guys might want to make that "Hammer dance" part of your in pit ritual before heading out to the grid.
QuoteThe REAL scary part is I bet you did that from memory! :o
No cut and paste for you, no siree! ;D
Yep. Amazing what you know when you have over 500 CDs mainly from the 70-90's. ;D
Ice, ice, baby...
QuoteToo much man. Hey K3 or Bernie, maybe you guys might want to make that "Hammer dance" part of your in pit ritual before heading out to the grid.
Not they have to work out something from their younger days.
Like the Village People dance to Macho Man. ;D
For a racing beat, you can't top Red Hot by Motley Crue. 8)
QuoteIce, ice, baby...
Yo VIP let's kick it ;) ;D
Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harp00n daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby
Heres Marks theme song. ;D ;D ;D
Body, wanna feel my body,
body, baby, such a thrill, my body
Body, wanna touch my body,
body, baby, it's too much, my body
Body, check it out, my body, body,
baby, don't you doubt, my body
Body, talking about my body, body,
baby, checking out my body
Listen here
Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of body always in demand
Joggin' in the mornings, go man go
Work up to the hill's top, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anyone you can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body
You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!
Body, my body, body, wanna feel my body
Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body
Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body
Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body
So hot, yeah my body
Allright
Everyman ought to be a macho, macho man
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand
Have your own lifestyles and ideals
Access the strip of competence, that's the skill
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's the special god son in anybody's land
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
I gotta be a macho man
I gotta be a mucho mucho, macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
;D ;D
WOW, I'm really wishing the race season would start here in the MW before Road A... ::)
QuoteWOW, I'm really wishing the race season would start here in the MW before Road A... ::)
I wonder if I can get the tower to play that right before they announce Marks name for teh frid. ;D
Wow! There're words in there I never realized. I even misheard a number of 'em.
But that's not new for me. I always thought Elvis' sang "Return December" and "Don't it make my brown eyes blue" was "Donuts make my brown eyes blue".
Of course, very few people could understand many of the words in early Elton John songs (e.g., Madman Across the River album. Remember albums?)
QuoteOf course, very few people could understand many of the words in early Elton John songs (e.g., Madman Across the River album. Remember albums?)
Someone said the E word. ;D ;D
I remember when rock was young
Me and suzie had so much fun
Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock
While the other kids were rocking round the clock
We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock
Well crocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama those friday nights
When suzie wore her dresses tight
And the crocodile rocking was out of sight
But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
Dreaming of my chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
Burning up to the crocodile rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
We really thought the crocodile rock would last
You guys need to listen to more Dylan...
The lyrics don't stick in your mind as much because, well, most people can't understand him...and those of us that do can't keep up because he's always changing them. Keeps you on your toes. ;)
BTW...I took Hapkido once. I was in with a bunch of wild ass Cook County sheriffs. They beat on me like a rented mule...
I remember the title song to the "Good-bye Yellow Brick Road" ablum had some toughies. Though even that album was a few years later into his US arrival.
It wasn't until college did someone point out the words were actually,
"Back to the howling old owl in the woods,
Hunting the the horney back toad.
Oh I've finally decided, my future lies
[and this part I'd get. I just include it so you'll recognize where the above words are in the song]
Beyond the yellow brick road."
And now for what I thought he was singing,
Back to the [mumble, mumble - in tune] in the woods,
Back to society found.
Oh I found which side my future lies,
Beyond the yellow brick road.
Maybe that's why I'd never make it as a sonarman or radio operator?
As Jimi Hendricks didn't say, Excuse me while I KISS THIS GUY! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Embarrassing story:
I've been a big Led Zeppelin fan for most of my life. In fact, I began listening to their music at a fairly innocent age. When you're young, you don't always catch the fact that a song might have a double meaning. That doesn't mean you can't learn the words and sing along anyway!
So there I was, a twenty year old on his way home from a date with a rather, um.... COOPERATIVE AND ENTHUSIASTIC young lady. It was a beautiful summer night, and I had the top dropped on my scarlett Torino rag with the big block and 4-speed. My turbo mufflers, barking 50s and 200 watt under-dash graphic equalizer-power booster were ripping a hole in the peace and quiet of the summer evening.
Whole Lotta Love came on, and I cranked it! Halfway through the song, Plant belted out the line, "Way down inside, woman, you need it!" Revelling in the afterglow of a successful date, I suddenly realized that this particular song might actually be about something more than a man's affection for his gal.
Oh. Oh s#it. Wow. Um, guess I must have missed that one.... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Good thing I was alone at that moment, because I damn near died of embarrassment!
Sometimes what you don't know about a performer's personal life can have a big effect on how you view his music. I'll never forget the day I found out that Rob Halford was gay. Sorta puts a new spin on Breakin' the Law, doesn't it? then I recalled one of my VERY FAVORITE Judas Priest songs, Turbo Lover. Realizing that the song had been written by a gay man, I was like, "Oh! Yuck! Aw man! That's so gross! Eeeeeew! Put my mind's eye out!"
You guys have W A Y too much time on your hands! ;)
QuoteAs Jimi Hendricks didn't say, Excuse me while I KISS THIS GUY! ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOL...! I thought it said that for years! :o :D
QuoteAs Jimi Hendricks didn't say, Excuse me while I KISS THIS GUY! ;D ;D ;D ;D
You act as if those aren't the lyrics. That's what I've always heard Jimi sing.
Good thing you can get lyrics on line....
I always thought Manford Man was singing "wrapped up like a douche :o ;D
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer,
With a teenager diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder my shoulder,
feeling kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
the calliope crashed to the ground
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Some silicon sister with a manager mister
told me I got what it takes.
She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
play the song with the funky break
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the
weather charts see if it was safe outside
And little Early Pearly came by in her curly-wurly
and asked me if i needed a ride
asked me if i needed a ride
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
She got down but she never got tight
She's gonna make it to the night
She's gonna make it through the night
Oh momma that's where the fun is
But momma that's where the fun is
Momma always told me not to look
in the eye of the sun
But momma that's where the fun is
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer,
With a teenager diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder my shoulder,
feeling kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with the sling-shot finally found a tender spot
and throws his lover in the sand
and some blood-shot forget-me-not
said daddy's within ear shot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicon sister with a manager mister
told me I got what it takes.
She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
play the song with the funky break
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the
weather charts see if it was safe outside
And little Early Pearly came by in her curly-wurly
and asked me if i needed a ride
asked me if i needed a ride
I always wondered what the song writer was tripp'n on when this song was written.
;)
QuoteAs Jimi Hendricks didn't say, Excuse me while I KISS THIS GUY! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Once again I'm compelled to mention that Hendrix biggest hit, All along the Watchtower, was written by Dylan.
Over the years I've come to realize that there is no need to listen to anyone else. Before I had an iPod that can carry a couple hundred Dylan tunes I had a 12 disc changer in the car with 11 Dylan CDs and one Stevie Ray Vaughan (who I never, ever get tired of listening to).
8)
QuoteGood thing you can get lyrics on line....
I always thought Manford Man was singing "wrapped up like a douche :o ;D
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
I always wondered what the song writer was tripp'n on when this song was written.
;)
That would be Springsteen, and I wonder what he was smoking when he decided he was going to campaign for Kerry. Media hog. >:(
Well, to paraphrase the "X Files", I'm not alone.
So the song really doesn't say 'wrapped up like a duche", eh? Right then, but what the hell does
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
mean??? :-/
QuoteOnce again I'm compelled to mention that Hendrix biggest hit, All along the Watchtower, was written by Dylan.
Over the years I've come to realize that there is no need to listen to anyone else. Before I had an iPod that can carry a couple hundred Dylan tunes I had a 12 disc changer in the car with 11 Dylan CDs and one Stevie Ray Vaughan (who I never, ever get tired of listening to).
8)
Since your such a Dylan fan.. you should have something like that put on the back of your leathers...
::) ;) ;D
QuoteWell, to paraphrase the "X Files", I'm not alone.
So the song really doesn't say 'wrapped up like a duche", eh? Right then, but what the hell does
Wrapped up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
mean??? :-/
Duece Coupe?
Dueces wild?
The Duece?
QuoteYou act as if those aren't the lyrics. That's what I've always heard Jimi sing.
Kiss the sky, H. Kiss the sky.
QuoteKiss the sky, H. Kiss the sky.
So says you!
Based on some of your earlier posts, I think you're hearing "kiss the sky" due to your homophobic obsession ;)
Actually, I know he's said "Kiss the sky". I was just pretending to be a bit obtuse.
No wise cracks >:(
QuoteDuece Coupe?
Dueces wild?
The Duece?
I thought of a couple of those. But it still didn't make sense with being wrapped up.
Oh well.
QuoteI suddenly realized that this particular song might actually be about something more than a man's affection for his gal.
I know the feeling! Jackson Browne is one of my favorite singers and one of my favorite songs of his is 'Rosie'. I think I went several years before I realized that 'Rosie' was not his girl's name:
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So i gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show
Well i sat her down right next to me
And i got her a beer
While i mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more i watched her watch them play
The less i could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away
But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- i've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie
Well i guess i might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that i've been burned
By now you'd think i'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are
But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- i've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie
So.... what or who is Rosie?
A groupie. ;)
Huh?
Then why the line "But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring"? And why's WannaBe confused?
I thought it was a p/u gal too, but I'm not so sure. An ode to one of his hands maybe?
He later fell in love and married her. Yeah, right. It's a song! It's fairy tale...Men!
Uh, okay.
Sort of the tamer, more romantic version of Rick James' "Super Freak".
Wow! Full circle to the tune for the thread's title song.
Spooky
QuoteHuh?
Then why the line "But rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring"? And why's WannaBe confused?
I thought it was a p/u gal too, but I'm not so sure. An ode to one of his hands maybe?
Actually, I think Rosie's last name was Palm :o
.....When you turn out the light -- i've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight rosie
Quote I was just pretending to be a bit obtuse.
No wise cracks >:(
None required.... ;)
QuoteSince your such a Dylan fan.. you should have something like that put on the back of your leathers...
::) ;) ;D
Why thank you, I already had a lovely lady do that for me. She does good work too! ;) :)
QuoteWhy thank you, I already had a lovely lady do that for me. She does good work too! ;) :)
Now who might that be? ::) ;D
:-*
Ooh, I'm gonna need a new Spyderleatherworks sticker for next summer. I love that design and I have to repaint the bike to keep up appearances.
BTW, I'm typing this from Colorado where I'm making good on a promise to my 14 yr old to take him snowboarding this weekend. I don't know how I think I can just jump into these things and do them but here I am.
I checked into the hotel last night and they put me up in Room 333. Yikes, I hope no one plows into from behind! This could be K3's revenge!!
Sorry for the threadjack H...
QuoteBTW, I'm typing this from Colorado where I'm making good on a promise to my 14 yr old to take him snowboarding this weekend. I don't know how I think I can just jump into these things and do them but here I am.
Ain't nothing wrong with that :) Just remember: they don't have airfences on the trees, so no superman moves ala T4 last summer. ;D
Hope you're having fun out there.
Quote:-*
Sorry for the threadjack H...
Oh yes, keeping this thread on topic is very important for readability!!!!
Heather ;)
No problem, Don. Let it meander all over the place. I get kinda excited when a thread goves over 10 pages.
Well, maybe not that excited ;D
I like snowboarding. Just learned last winter. Due to other commitments, I haven't been out this winter.
I hope you have Crashpads (TM). They are the best part of my equipment investment.
Be safe.
QuoteI checked into the hotel last night and they put me up in Room 333. Yikes, I hope no one plows into from behind! This could be K3's revenge!!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGAOOGABOOGA!
Eye of newt and hair of.... Hey? Am I still signed on? Oops....
No trees (I threw myself down before I hit 'em). But I'm so sore that I can barely type. I can't even think of any smart a$$ things to say.
I fell down forward, backward, sideways and standing still. Fell on my butt, face, shoulders and head. About the only thing I didn't do was fall off the chairlift.
By the end of the morning I was going okay. Then we broke for lunch at 10,981 ft. I could barely breathe. After that I lost my rythm (sp?) and couldn't get it back because my legs spontaneously combusted!
Other than that, we had a great time. ;D ;D
Not bad for the second time out. Can't wait to see if I've got anything left for tomorrow.
Back to the water and bananas (and a couple doublestuffed Oreos).
P.S. Chris, add more ingredients. Closest was a little 5 yr old girl flying down the mountain who nearly ran into me. You gotta do better than that, man. ;D
Whaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaa..........
Don, don't you know we're too old for that kinda stuff? Then again, we do it anyways. ;) ;D
I feel you pain (or at least I did last week). Getting old sucks.
Have fun,
Dawn ;)
Don, I hope you'll get to read this before hitting the slopes again.
Get some Crashpads(TM)! They're great for protecting you. They're basically long underwear with foam pads sewn in on the hips, butt, knees, etc. They come full length and knee length.
Also, remember your breakfalls ;) ;D
Thanks H. Too late though. I hit the slopes a little less today, prolly a half dozen decent falls, two memorable ones that got me good. No whining. We're on the intermediate runs now. Lots faster... :o :o
It's snowing like crazy and its too late to turn back. I already spent half of my race budget on this trip and I'm getting more religious with every run. :)
Yeah, Don? How does that feel? You're cruising along, everything's going good, then WHAM!!!!TUMBLETUMBLETUMBLE...... ::)
QuoteP.S. Chris, add more ingredients. Closest was a little 5 yr old girl flying down the mountain who nearly ran into me. You gotta do better than that, man. ;D
You have to watch out for those little 5 year old missles flying down the slopes, I had a little girl flank me from the right and go right across the top of my ski's about 5 or 6 years ago. Man was that a mess! I nailed her with my knees and couldn't do a thing about it. Her ski's, gloves, & hat were thrown off in a spectacular 'yard sale' on the slope. Her parents had dumped her onto a ski 'instructor' (pronounced baby sitter) for the day and this is what they end up with. I felt bad about the fact that I body slammed her, but it certainly wasn't my fault. :-/