Hey Guys!
I need help, I was thinking of settling down a little and not do as much racing, but my wife won't let me. She makes fun of me cause I'm gonna race that ole' ragged out RR. I told her it's fine. I told her I want to do more Bicycle racing she called me a Pu**y. What should I do? That's all she wants to do is watch old AMA tapes, I wanted to take her out to a nice movie and she wanted to stay home and watch Faster...I bought her a nice pair of shoes and she yelled at me for spending money out of the race fund :-/. ;D ;D
J/k but for real, It does have to be a family affair, I got respect for you Larry for giving into the wife, Your always a winner in her eyes(I Hope) Be honest with your spouse and try and get her into the sport, Start out with a low stress track day first though. Good Luck! Stumpy
;D ;D ;D
What're you whining about? You get Steak and Potatoes!
My wife kicks me out of the house to go racing. She even offers to help me pack.
She quit telling me that I can't buy something for the race bike a long time ago. I don't think she'd waste her breath anymore.
But hey, you do have to make it up to her somehow. No free lunches... ;)
Guys! You just don't understand us women! We need some excitment in our lives. Why should we sit around all day on the sofa eating bon bons watching Daytime Dramas? We want a hot sexy man who hurls himself around a racetrack at staggering speeds. Then we want to spend all available funds on making that bike go FASTER! As for myself, sometimes I'll even get out there with my man and do it. In fact, I really like to do it, but we don't do it enough. I want to do it more. Wait...what were we talking about here? Oh yeah...racing...yeah. Yeah! Let's all go do it more. :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I had a post all written out, but then I erased it.... twice.
After Alexa's post, there's nothing more I could add.
Dawn ;D
QuoteI had a post all written out, but then I erased it.... twice.
After Alexa's post, there's nothing more I could add.
Dawn ;D
C'mon..post it anyways! :D
Stumpy, your wife is a B1tch, and she's not very pretty, either. Dump her fast. Kick her to the curb with nothing more than a bus ticket to Kankakee and my phone number....
;D ;)
Oh, wait. My wife probably wouldn't approve of that, would she?
:'(
Wow... I could go all over the place with this post, but since I'm so widely misunderstood, I'll just giggle with my own thoughts. LOL...
Hey Stumpy, you know very well that if your wife ever leaves you, you always got me... ;D
BTW, I think you should get a new bike as well. A new 2005 GSXR would look real good on you!
QuoteA new 2005 GSXR would look real good on you!
Well? Run him over! ;D
QuoteWell? Run him over! ;D
ROFL! No
that was funny. ;D
Quit your complaining Stumpy. At least she's not yelling at you to build her MZ engine back up, or mount her new tires, or revalve her forks, etc. etc. Welcome to my world ;D
-z.
QuoteGuys! You just don't understand us women!
Re-reading the thread again, I just realized this is the understatement of the century!
"UNDERSDTANDING WOMEN", that has to be the best oxymoron ever!
Aaaha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!! Understanding women? Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!! ROTFLMAO!!
And it can be read two ways, neither of them making sense! More laughter.......... ;D ::) ;D ::) ;D ::) ;D
<Molly Shannon>
Don't get me started. Don't EVEN get me started.
</Molly Shannon>
K3, That's a lovely offer, but you'd have to make room for the wiener dog, too. We're a package deal.
What can I say? As Pedro says, girls like a guy with skills.
Heather ;)
This is an old one, but a true one:
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, 'OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.'
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?'
The genie laughed and said, 'That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel! No, think of another wish.'
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said,
'I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing"... know how to make them truly happy. .'
The genie said, 'You want that bridge two lanes or four?'
;D
Also,
Stumpy's internet privledges are now restricted to the wrenching forum.
;)
Wife...
Racing's fun for me, but, because of our schedules, my wife doesn't get to come very often.
I get a short opportunity to work on my stuff and a lot of time working with other people.
I love my wife with all my heart.
I come up with ideas and so on about what I want to do and the like. Sometimes, it doesn't fly. Thats' because sometimes you need to be challenged. I don't like it sometimes, but I need that.
Still, doesn't mean I understand women... 8)
Is that like miltary intellegence?
Yes Dave, very similar.
Genie in a bottle joke....Same story but with a woman, her wish was to lose her love handles. The wish was granted and her ears fell off. :o :o :o
C'mon, I can take it ladies...go ahead and blast away. ;D
QuoteC'mon, I can take it ladies...go ahead and blast away. ;D
Alright Gordy....
At the next Wegman Auction, it's going to be YOU in the bikini!
:o
You thought Super Dave was bad? You don't want to see me in a bikini.
Besides, there isn't enough money in all the bank accounts in the audience at the Wegman to get me to do that.
Come on, it's for a good cause...
No amount of money?
Thanks for the support (?), Stumpy. Luckily I'm the type who can be happy for the lucky people in life and you are one of those! I have tried with the wife, we are hopelessly mismatched personality types... maybe good, maybe bad, but definitely not good for racing. Don't worry though, the mad scientist is already in the garage cooking up carbon fiber goodies for distribution to Honda riders across the land. I also have $$ rolling in from the fire sale that should be going towards a CNC machine... oh yeah, she'll want me back on a bike once I get that bad boy fired up!!! ;)
QuoteK3, That's a lovely offer, but you'd have to make room for the wiener dog, too. We're a package deal.
Done. How soon can you get here? :-*
QuoteDone. How soon can you get here? :-*
Stumpy's behaving and following instruction pretty well these days. I think I'll stick around and crack the whip a little longer. ;)
Dag! :'(