Just a little joke about the snow ya know since we have not seen any down here for over a month. And what is the snowplow thing they talk about isn't that a form of sking? :D
Norman and his blonde wife live in Minneapolis. One
winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say,
"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Today is an even
day so you must park your car on the even numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife
goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street,
so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park........... "then the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman pats her hand and
says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage today?"
A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she
wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection
of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink
fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the
salesman asked her "What sizes do you need?" She replies "Just 15 inches."
He exclaims "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?" She says, "I only need
one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor." The
surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have curtains." The
blonde says "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got windows!"
;D ;D ;D
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.
The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.
"The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"