An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the sh_t out of a ghost."
Dawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig
QuoteDawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig
Well....
Since I am such a youngster - this was the first time that I heard of it. ;D
Dawn :)
QuoteDawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig
You have to be old to know if it's an old joke or not. :P
Boy I tell you, you youngsters have to much time on your hands.
QuoteYou have to be old to know if it's an old joke or not. :P
LOL...!!!! That is too funny! ;D
Craig:
I could bring up a reference about a rocking chair, but out of respect for my elders, I won't. ;)
Dawn :D
I'm old. It was FUNNNNEEEE!!!
Dawn
Only you southern wisconsin hillbillies use rocking chairs, oh by the way where is the shotgun?
QuoteDawn
Only you southern wisconsin hillbillies use rocking chairs, oh by the way where is the shotgun?
Southern Wisconsin ???
Sorry dear... We live up north. We don't use shotguns, we use rifles. ;)
Dawn :)
Dawn
It doesn't matter what you use you still couldn't hit me with it.
Craig
QuoteDawn
It doesn't matter what you use you still couldn't hit me with it.
Craig
Care to find out ???
Dawn ;)
yep
hay dawn is that story about Eric custar heheheh
just soo you know he is doin just fine!! :P
Quotehay dawn is that story about Eric custar heheheh
just soo you know he is doin just fine!! :P
Thanks for the update on Eric!
Dawn ;)
Will This Be Us Someday?
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself. "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us." Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"
Good one Eddie. This has become the over the hill joke thread. :)