A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
hahaaaha....or, what do you feed a woman to drastically lower her sexual drive??
Wedding cake! :-*
Quotehahaaaha....or, what do you feed a woman to drastically lower her sexual drive??
Wedding cake! :-*
Aahhh....
So young - - so niave - -
Dawn ;)