Check this out:
Cinzano British Grand Prix
Classification FP1
1- Rossi
2- Hayden
3- Edwards
4- Bayliss
5- Gibernau
And where is Biaggi?
16- Biaggi
;D
I think Rossi is pissed...He already matched the track record and his fastest lap from 2003, so watch out.
Did you decide on what flavor of beer you were going to bet me? I guess it doesn't matter what flavor you want since you are going to lose, so I'll just take a case of Newcastle. You can ship it to my house at the end of the season since you won't be coming to any more races, you YPSBFL.
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Brian is a Biaggi fan? I knew there was something wrong with him. LOL
Forza Biaggi you maricons! Edgar... this is only practice. Biaggi called me last night and told me that he will get Rossi's hopes up by going real slow in practice but he will wick it up during final qualifying to put himself on the front row. He estimates that he will take the lead of the race on lap 6 and break free for his second win of the season.
Dave Dave Dave.... Biaggi and I were born on the same day of the same year. That's where I get my ridiculously fast lap times from but Biaggi probably gets more chicks than even me. 8)
Dum de dum dum...
Nicky's on provisional pole!
Yeeeah.
I love Nicky. He's a wealth of information, such as this gem taken from the News section of his website, and I quote..."England is pretty cool and everyone speaks English..."
Poor dude must have had a hard time with broken Spanish while at Donnington last year.
Heather ;)
Rossi is gonna win every race from this point forward. He's done playing around with Biaggi, Gibernau, and everyone else. I think he just gonna go out and blast off laps without looking back. He ain't playin no more. 8)
You're all smoking crack. Kletus Roberts will take his first win of the year and podium the rest of the season.
QuoteDave Dave Dave.... Biaggi and I were born on the same day of the same year. That's where I get my ridiculously fast lap times from but Biaggi probably gets more chicks than even me. 8)
Just make sure you take notes of his excuses so that you can use the same ones next year when I finish in front of you. ;)
QuoteJust make sure you take notes of his excuses so that you can use the same ones next year when I finish in front of you. ;)
So does that mean you'll be wearing white plates next year? 8)
QuoteSo does that mean you'll be wearing white plates next year? 8)
I walked right into that one. Not sure guess we'll have to see how I do the rest of this year. ;)
QuoteI walked right into that one. Not sure guess we'll have to see how I do the rest of this year. ;)
Not really...You just have to tell him that you will pass him from the second wave.
Here are some of the excuses from Biaggi, so you can keep them on record to use:
1) Ai was vary vary faist. Bike was craaaap
2) Ai am vary vary hapy with me riding, but baike was tooo sloe
3) Ai raise good race, but motorbaike was no guud. Honda neeeds to geev me moor beetter.
4) Ai am happee wiit mai result becose bike was baad but ai deed vary vary goode job.
5) Ai am vary vary disapoiinted. Mai taire was chattairing vary vary baadly, maiking bike impoosible to raide.
Should I continue? At least that should last you till mid-season...
Rossi's reply:
Biaggi make beeg meestake. Make posseeble for me to win. Thankyou.
QuoteShould I continue? At least that should last you till mid-season...
No... No.... No...
Please continue.
Too funny!
;D
QuoteNot really...You just have to tell him that you will pass him from the second wave.
Here are some of the excuses from Biaggi, so you can keep them on record to use:
1) Ai was vary vary faist. Bike was craaaap
2) Ai am vary vary hapy with me riding, but baike was tooo sloe
3) Ai raise good race, but motorbaike was no guud. Honda neeeds to geev me moor beetter.
4) Ai am happee wiit mai result becose bike was baad but ai deed vary vary goode job.
5) Ai am vary vary disapoiinted. Mai taire was chattairing vary vary baadly, maiking bike impoosible to raide.
Should I continue? At least that should last you till mid-season...
EXACTLY from the second wave. LOL
Those are great, Brian make sure you have a pen and pad of paper.
Anyone but Rossi. >:( How can you root for a guy who wears his leathers over his boots? 8)
oh and don't make me come out of retirement to lap both of you suckas! 8)
Hmmm. and look who wins... The Doctor is in!!!
And Mr. Biaggi? Well, after finishing twelth, his last statement heard was:
"Ai haad truble with mee baik. Eiit wus jost noot faist...Dee taire was slaideeng vary vary moch, aind dee soospainson wais tarreeble, but ai road vary vary weill wit what Ai had"
Cmon, rev. Just send the case of Newcastle now. I am getting a bit thirtsy. I will drink 2 beers in your name after every race that Rossi wins.
Also, congrats to Edwards with a second place and to Heather for Nicky's fourth place!
Oh, and to add insult to injury, all 4 Ducati's and even Hopkins finished ahead of mighty Max.
Little story here...
Monday morning, 7/26/04, at the "Abused Survivors Group Meeting":
New Member Max: "Hi, my name is Max and I am a victim of constant abuse..."
A.S. Group: "Hi Max!"
New member Max: "I have been constantly harrased and abused by this one fellow, for about 6 years now."
A.S. Group: "oooh"
New Member Max: "I used to be the king of my castle. The ruler of my land. The Emperor!! then this fellow comes around and makes fun of me, picks on me, makes me look like a fool all the time!!! How dare he do that! How dare he!!!"
A.S. Group: "oh no!"
New member Max: "Yes! Everyone in my home land used to think I was the greatest. I dated supermodels, I was all over magazine covers, I was "The Man", but then this guy comes along who is not even as good looking as me, makes me look slow and whiny, and just picks, and picks, and picks on me! I...I...I just can't take it anymore!!!...sob, sob...waaah! Does anyone have a tissue?"
A.S. Group member: "Wait, aren't you Max Biaggi?"
New member Max: "Well, yes! You recognized me!! Thank you!!"
A.S. Group member: "Yeah, you suck! Get out of here!"
;D
;D
Colin told everyone "up yours." Was he trying to hump Rossi in the winners circle ???
Biaggi sucks......
as always.
;D
QuoteColin told everyone "up yours." Was he trying to hump Rossi in the winners circle ???
Biaggi sucks......
as always.
;D
Rossi was on top .... so whos humping who?
edwards was too funny
QuoteRossi was on top .... so whos humping who?
edwards was too funny
Yeah, I don't think that Rossi would let anyone be his daddy :P
Ya Superbike Planet said, Rossi was yelling, "This is what I did to his wife last night, and now I'm doing it to him! In Italian! It looked like Colin didn't know what he was saying and was pushing him off. Weird sense of humor ::)
Stumpy
QuoteYa Superbike Planet said, ÊRossi was yelling, "This is what I did to his wife last night, and now I'm doing it to him! In Italian! It looked like Colin didn't know what he was saying and was pushing him off. Weird sense of humor ::)
Stumpy
It's an Italian thing. Plus, Colin's been suspect for a while now. ;D
no comment. >:(
Quoteno comment. Ê>:(
Why would you pick Biaggi over Rossi ??? Biaggi isn't qualified to even change Rossi's tires ;D The ONLY reason that Rossi let's Biaggi get infront of him once and a while is because Max is a big baby and if he keeps getting spanked round after round, he'll take his ball and go home. Rossi just keeps him around for entertainment. 8) Hell, I'd pick Capirossi over Biaggi ;D
QuoteWhy would you pick Biaggi over Rossi ??? Biaggi isn't qualified to even change Rossi's tires ;D The ONLY reason that Rossi let's Biaggi get infront of him once and a while is because Max is a big baby and if he keeps getting spanked round after round, he'll take his ball and go home. Rossi just keeps him around for entertainment. 8) Hell, I'd pick Capirossi over Biaggi ;D
You need to quit smoking the funny cigarettes. I bet you were a Mick Doohan fan too. ::)
QuoteYou need to quit smoking the funny cigarettes. I bet you were a Mick Doohan fan too. ::)
DEAL WITH IT REVEREND, YOU MADE YOUR BED!!! LOL
By the way shouldn't you be rooting for Rossi too, since that would mean that the Yamaha is better than the Honda? Oh wait, no it wouldn't it would mean Rossi is a better rider. ;D
Come back from retirement, come on, you know you want to.
QuoteYou need to quit smoking the funny cigarettes. I bet you were a Mick Doohan fan too. Ê::)
Don't be mad at me. Your the one that made the decision to choose Biaggi over... well, anyone. ::)
Quoteno comment. >:(
What? That's the best you got!?! C'mon... A 3 year old can defend himself better than that!
;D
Biaggi will win the championship. I believe Biaggi is the only rider in the top 3 that has finished every race. Can't say the same for Gaylentino or Gibberish.
QuoteBiaggi will win the championship. I believe Biaggi is the only rider in the top 3 that has finished every race. Can't say the same for Gaylentino or Gibberish.
Uhm.. do you want me to send you the years past races so you can re-evalutate that statement. If I remember correctly, in the past, Biaggi crashed out race after race trying to RIDE OVER HIS HEAD and keep up with Rossi. Wasn't it like 3 or 4 races in a row he went down trying to catch up to Rossi ??? As far as winning the Championship, I'm more likely to get a MotoGP ride next year than Biaggi winning the championship. ;D
QuoteBiaggi will win the championship. I believe Biaggi is the only rider in the top 3 that has finished every race. Can't say the same for Gaylentino or Gibberish.
Keep telling yourself that, Brian.
QuoteBiaggi will win the championship. I believe Biaggi is the only rider in the top 3 that has finished every race. Can't say the same for Gaylentino or Gibberish.
Hmm, seems like you finally got some coffee in your system...
Now back on topic: Yeah right!! So, are you willing to put your money where your mouth is? Bet me that case of beer, you "finocchio"
QuoteHmm, seems like you finally got some coffee in your system...
Now back on topic: Yeah right!! So, are you willing to put your money where your mouth is? Bet me that case of beer, you "finocchio"
I wanna bet too :(
Fargo, You're on Bizatch! Your newcastle to my Heineken.
Corner... I'm talking about this year suckafoo! Biaggi has finished every race so far so suck a nut biatch! Whatchoo wanna bet? 8)
LBK, Man I thought we was cool man. No more waiving to you when I go by yo ass from now on. Next time, you're going to get the finger! 8)
Easy Brian....
.... so defensive :o
Dawn ;)
QuoteFargo, You're on Bizatch! Your newcastle to my Heineken.
Corner... I'm talking about this year suckafoo! Biaggi has finished every race so far so suck a nut biatch! Whatchoo wanna bet? 8)
LBK, Man I thought we was cool man. No more waiving to you when I go by yo ass from now on. Next time, you're going to get the finger! 8)
Brian, we iz cool man I just gotta bust your chops since you didn't give me a chance to beat you this year. Right as I was getting faster you gotta stop racing, now I'm stuck never being able to say I beat you. Then next year yer gonna be all white plates and stuff.
QuoteEasy Brian....
.... so defensive :o
Dawn ;)
What?? Who's getting Defensive?? you want some too?? ;D I know Dawn is secretly rooting for Biaggi 8)
QuoteWhat?? Who's getting Defensive?? you want some too?? ;D I know Dawn is secretly rooting for Biaggi 8)
By the way Brian, when you briggin the TZ over since you don't need it anymore this year? ;D
QuoteI know Dawn is secretly rooting for Biaggi 8)
Nope....
... I root for all the American boys (yes, even Kurtis Roberts).
Dawn ;)
Speaking of Kurtis Roberts.. is it me or was he Armstrong teammate in the Tour de france?
QuoteSpeaking of Kurtis Roberts.. is it me or was he Armstrong teammate in the Tour de france?
LMAO! I thought the same exact thing! I just glanced at the TV the other day and thought "What the hell is Kletus doing at the Tour de France?!" :P
QuoteCorner... I'm talking about this year suckafoo! Biaggi has finished every race so far so suck a nut biatch! Whatchoo wanna bet? 8)
Yeah, it's easy to finish every race when your in the back ;) This year, last year, and next year, it still won't be Biaggi taking the championship. What do I wanna bet? How about $500.00 and a case of beer. I'll send $500.00 to Super Dave's charity if Biaggi wins the championship. If Rossi wins the championship, you send $500.00 to Super Dave's charity. The case of beer will be our bonus. ARE WE ON?
*Note: I have no problem putting my money where my mouth is ;)
SUCKA !!
QuoteYeah, it's easy to finish every race when your in the back ;) This year, last year, and next year, it still won't be Biaggi taking the championship. What do I wanna bet? How about $500.00 and a case of beer. I'll send $500.00 to Super Dave's charity if Biaggi wins the championship. If Rossi wins the championship, you send $500.00 to Super Dave's charity. The case of beer will be our bonus. ARE WE ON?
*Note: I have no problem putting my money where my mouth is ;)
SUCKA !!
What the hell makes you think I have $500? Let alone $500 to donate? You have to have money to put it where one's mouth is sucka! How about we bet a case of beer plus $100 to a charity of choice. Sucka!
Current Point Stands
Rossi- 164
Gibernau- 142
Biaggi- 142
Hey Reverend, I'll tell you what. I'll even spot Biaggi 20 points so he and Rossi are tied right now at 164 points AND I'll still take the $500.00 bet. So, I'll give you 20 points ontop of Biaggi's actual points standings at the end of the season, and he STILL WILL NOT BEAT ROSSI !
QuoteWhat the hell makes you think I have $500? Let alone $500 to donate? You have to have money to put it where one's mouth is sucka! How about we bet a case of beer plus $100 to a charity of choice. Sucka!
DEAL ! I'll tell you what. I'll still pay the $500.00 and if you lose, you only gotta do $100.00
QuoteCurrent Point Stands
Rossi- 164
Gibernau- 142
Biaggi- 142
Hey Reverend, I'll tell you what. I'll even stop Biaggi 20 points so he and Rossi are tied right now at 164 points AND I'll still take the $500.00 bet. So, I'll give you 20 points ontop of Biaggi's actual points standings at the end of the season, and he STILL WILL NOT BEAT ROSSI !
what we have is a failure to communicate. If you're so certain then bet me your 500 to my 100 richboy!
I just did, refresh the page.
Here's the bet:
If I lose $500.00 to charity and a case of beer to you.
If you lose $100.00 to charity and a case of beer to me.
I said I will spot you 20 points as of now. So, even though Rossi has a 20 point lead as of today on Biaggi, we'll call it even at 164 points, and at the end of the year, wherever Biaggi finishes in points, we'll add 20 to it and we'll count that as his standings. Regardless, Rossi will still win.
QuoteI just did, refresh the page.
Here's the bet:
If I lose $500.00 to charity and a case of beer to you.
If you lose $100.00 to charity and a case of beer to me.
I said I will spot you 20 points as of now. So, even though Rossi has a 20 point lead as of today on Biaggi, we'll call it even at 164 points, and at the end of the year, wherever Biaggi finishes in points, we'll add 20 to it and we'll count that as his standings. Regardless, Rossi will still win.
It's a deal rich :-X!
QuoteIt's a deal rich jackass!
;D Your ass out on this one. Only thing Biaggi is gonna do is crash out in a couple of races trying to catch up on points. :D I"m not rich, I'm just not worried about losing.
I know Rev pays his debt's I hope C C does b/c everybody has seen this.
DANG spottn 20 pts
Now this is getting interesting. Spotting Biaggi 20pts, wow, that's bold.
Can't say much though I have a bet going with a friend Rossi against ANY honda rider winning the championship so he's already got like 3 to 1 odds on it.
QuoteI know Rev pays his debt's I hope C C does b/c everybody has seen this.
DANG spottn 20 pts
I pay my bets, always. I made a bet with H-man and paid up. That one was $150.00 I believe. Don't matter though. That asshat Biaggi is lucky if he can make it thru every race without crashing out cause Rossi ain't playin no more.
QuoteNow this is getting interesting. Spotting Biaggi 20pts, wow, that's bold.
No it's not. Biaggi can't control his emotions. He'll get upset as Rossi walks away with a huge point lead, and he'll start crashing out. He's done it before. 3 or 4 races in a row. That's why he hates Rossi so much. Biaggi will throw it away trying to keep up with Rossi. Rossi is too controlled to let Biaggi even come close. Rossi hit the "hand out asses" switch at Donnington and it doesn't get shut off until the season is over. Biaggi panics, and ends up in what, 17th place? Watch the race again. Regardless, the ONLY chance Biaggi has of winning the championship is if Rossi goes down hard and get injured to the point of retirement, cause Rossi won't give up even if he has to ride hurt.
QuoteNo it's not. Biaggi can't control his emotions. He'll get upset as Rossi walks away with a huge point lead, and he'll start crashing out. He's done it before. 3 or 4 races in a row. That's why he hates Rossi so much. Biaggi will throw it away trying to keep up with Rossi. Rossi is too controlled to let Biaggi even come close. Rossi hit the "hand out asses" switch at Donnington and it doesn't get shut off until the season is over. Biaggi panics, and ends up in what, 17th place? Watch the race again. Regardless, the ONLY chance Biaggi has of winning the championship is if Rossi goes down hard and get injured to the point of retirement, cause Rossi won't give up even if he has to ride hurt.
Oh trust me I know, just thought I much some popcorn and watch Reverend try and find his salvation.
2001 that happened consistently Rossi would just sit behind him pressuring him and pressuring him and sure enough he'd crash. I think there was like 3 or 4 races towards the end of that season that he did that.
hey rich jackass.....The charity I pick for the $500 donation is the Rev's Land Cruiser accessories fund.
Quotehey rich jackass.....The charity I pick for the $500 donation is the Rev's Land Cruiser accessories fund.
That won't buy even one of the twenny-fo's... :-/
Quotehey rich jackass.....The charity I pick for the $500 donation is the Rev's Land Cruiser accessories fund.
No no no... It has to go to a worthy charity. Help out the kids, forget the Land Cruiser. ;)
QuoteOh trust me I know, just thought I much some popcorn and watch Reverend try and find his salvation.
He needs to find his checkbook ;)
QuoteThat won't buy even one of the twenny-fo's... :-/
I was thinking floor mats and some gold fronts for my teef.
QuoteNo no no... It has to go to a worthy charity. Help out the kids, forget the Land Cruiser. ;)
How about wegman. If Biaggi doesn't win the championship. Wegman gets my check. :)
QuoteI was thinking floor mats and some gold fronts for my teef.
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to hold all the crap your talking about Biaggi winning the championship cause your knee deep in it now... ;)
QuoteHow about wegman. If Biaggi doesn't win the championship. Wegman gets my check. Ê:)
That'll work, but I still say Super Dave's :D
QuoteThat'll work, but I still say Super Dave's :D
Okay Super Dave it is.
;D
ehum,.... uhem.. khe khe kehemmm....
uhm.. Brian doesnt pay.....
:-X
::)
<whislting>
do-de-do-de-dooooo...........
what???
(I'm a tad parched now, what I wouldnt give for a nice c c ca ca cold Corona (w/lime) now!!!)
(I'd better butt out of this one)
<whispering>
(but Biaggi?,... He's cool and all, but over Val and Sete??)
<continued whispering>
(this Rev guy is mentioning some funny cigarette stuff tho)
<shh...>
Quoteehum,.... uhem.. khe khe kehemmm....
uhm.. Brian doesnt pay.....
:-X
eh sucka foo.. i do pay up but you gots to be there to collect for me to pay up. If you aint show.. then you can bet I'm gonna drink all the beer.
But on a different note... Yo Ramo... when you gonna teach me the style?
::)
<whislting>
do-de-do-de-dooooo...........
what???
(I'm a tad parched now, what I wouldnt give for a nice c c ca ca cold Corona (w/lime) now!!!)
(I'd better butt out of this one)
<whispering>
(but Biaggi?,... He's cool and all, but over Val and Sete??)
<continued whispering>
(this Rev guy is mentioning some funny cigarette stuff tho)
<shh...>
Ramo... ??????
I think he had a brain fart ;D
or he just realized that he lost $100.00 bet and is trying to come up with a way to back out ;D
Isaac... Ramo from Beat Street. Remember he died on the third rail chasing Spit?
Corner... bet is final. We just wait till the end of season. 8)
OK Rev,
so now you are up for 2 cases of beer and $100.00. One thing to note, I will collect if I win. Actually, I will personally drag you to the liquor store and make you buy it whether you want to or not. Otherwise, next time I'll keep your fiddy instead of just hiding it behind the bathrooms!
;D ;D
Oh, and corner, 164 - 142 = 22 points, not 20... What did you say you do for a living? ;)
QuoteOh, and corner, 164 - 142 = 22 points, not 20... What did you say you do for a living? Ê;)
Professional Desk Jockey with a BSEE ;D So, he can have 22 points, not that's it's gonna matter. ;) And I will collect too. ;)
;D
No >:( Just wanna remind the reverend that he has a pending bet that he's gonna lose ;D
This thread needs to be renamed:
REMINDER TO REVEREND RICE.... GO TO THE BANK AND LIQUOR STORE
;D
QuoteNo >:( Just wanna remind the reverend that he has a pending bet that he's gonna lose ;D
Post ho. Someone who replies to there own replies. ;)
Your just mad cause my post count is higher than yours ;D
Wait...
I need a life :(
Bump to remind Reverend Rice for the record ;D
The original bet stands.. how many fricken times you going to remind me? As far as the beer.. if and when you win the bet, come and collect it so I can pimp slap you for being annoying.
QuoteThe original bet stands.. how many fricken times you going to remind me? As far as the beer.. if and when you win the bet, come and collect it so I can pimp slap you for being annoying.
If and when I win the bet ??? Uhm... Even if Rossi crashed out in the next 3 races, and Biaggi won all 3, you'd still lose ;D Plus, Biaggi is going to crash out one more time. Just like clockwork :)
Don't be mad at me. You dug your own grave. I haven't said nothing since the bet.
QuoteIf and when I win the bet ??? Uhm... Even if Rossi crashed out in the next 3 races, and Biaggi won all 3, you'd still lose ;D Plus, Biaggi is going to crash out one more time. Just like clockwork :)
Don't be mad at me. You dug your own grave. I haven't said nothing since the bet.
again.. it's irrelevant. Let the season finish out and shut the hell up before then.
:-X
;D