.... that I am not ready to be the mother of a teenage girl.
Don't get me wrong, Renee is a good kid. Respectful of others, she works had to get straight A's in school, and overall she's a good kid (note I said "kid"). Oh - how I long for the days when girls thought boys were yucky and boys would have NOTHING to do with girls.
Would it cruel of me to lock her in her room until she's 21?
Dawn :-/
:o ;D
;D
I'd like to make you feel better Dawn, but well... I remember being a teenage boy. Of course, being a 30 year old isn't much different in that respect... :-X ;D
Quote.... that I am not ready to be the mother of a teenage girl.
Would it cruel of me to lock her in her room until she's 21?
Dawn :-/
Yes. ::) ;) ;D
Just keep an eye on her like a hawk. She might not like it, but it will make you feel better.
Summer's just around the corner! ;D ;D ;D
I have 3 teen age girls in my house. My 2 and Beckys. Want to talk about some BIG fun? ???
I just gave my 18 year old a track day to try to get his mind into something other than trying to make me a grandpa. If he was a hunting dog I'd have to put him down.
Remember when they were 13 and we thought that was challangeing. People ask why I don't race more. AND LEAVE THE HOUSE EMPTY ALL WEEKEND, ARE YOU CRAZY!
You guys are too much. It could be alot worse. They could be out getting high, and crap like that. Boys chasing girls and vice versa is alot better than some of the crap teenagers are now getting into. My neighbor caught some kid sucking on his air conditioner in the back yard one day trying to get high so....
Plus, look at it this way, the faster your a grandparent, the faster you have more help in the pits :P
;D
Plus you gotta remember what YOU did back when you were their age, and what you go away with. Expect anything different from them ::) You gotta remember that kids now adays are doing this alot earlier than when you did. ;D
<throws some VP on the fire, and runs away>
;D :P
Dawn,
I know exactly what you mean. :) As I type this. my 17 yr. old son is in the other room "watching TV" with his girlfriend. Every 20 minutes or so I get up, stomp my feet, stretch and make a loud yawn before venturing into the TV room...sheesh! ::)
lol !!!!!!!
The funny thing is, 18 felt like yesterday, and let me tell ya, you dont want to know what i had done by 18 or 15 or even 13, 13 was what 8th, 9th grade ? I did alot of "stuff" when i was in high school.
I think it helped me prepair for college, cause i had a few friends from high school, that never drank or well anything else, and couldnt handle the pressure of being free from parents in college.
A little bad goes a long way!
Whoa.... I can't remember what it was like to be 18...
yep, 12 yrs ago for me now...but I do like to remenisce by dating women of that age! ;) ;D 8) :o
Well guys.....
You've confirmed my suspicions, you're just after the bootie. :o
Time to lock the girl up. (LOL!!!) ;)
Paul and I were talking about my concerns now that Renee is entering Junior High. Paul looked me straight in the eye and said that the "Boys WILL behave." with a bit of menace in his voice...... ;D
Dawn :)
QuoteWell guys.....
You've confirmed my suspicions, you're just after the bootie. Ê :o Ê
It took you this long to figure that out ??? :o
Don't worry Dawn, I'm sure Paul will make sure any and all boys are respectful.. or he'll just pull out a large calibre shot gun. Either way, she'll be fine ;)
My daughter is 13 months old now. I've already decided, that she can't do anything but go to a private school until she's 30 ;D I do have a gun, and I will use it. Let me catch some sorry sap messing with my daughter >:(
ya know, pistol whipping someone is only 90 days in jail if you don't have any past criminal record.... ;D
QuoteIt took you this long to figure that out ??? :o
I was hoping it wasn't true...
QuoteDon't worry Dawn, I'm sure Paul will make sure any and all boys are respectful.. or he'll just pull out a large calibre shot gun. Either way, she'll be fine ;)
Paul doesn't need a gun to make the boys respectful.... trust me, you don't want to see him when he's a 'little' upset.
Quoteya know, pistol whipping someone is only 90 days in jail if you don't have any past criminal record.... ;D
LOL!!!!
I wonder if that holds true for the state of Wisconsin.
Dawn :D
QuoteI wonder if that holds true for the state of Wisconsin.
Wisconsin... Hell, just shoot em' and dig a grave on someones farm. ;D Or, just cut em' up in pieces and throw em' to a flock of pigs. No body, no evidence, no conviction ;) ;D
QuotePaul doesn't need a gun to make the boys respectful.... trust me, you don't want to see him when he's a 'little' upset.
I remember going with Paul at Gateway when that guy ran him off the track or something. Paul went to "Talk." I went to try and hold him back, something I really wasn't looking forward to attempting to do... Funny as hell to watch half-a-dozen guys in the other dude's pit all find something else to look at when Paul started yelling. We might have been outnumbered, but if anyone would have made a fist it would have been just Paul, me clinging to Paul and screaming, "Your License, Your License!!!!" and a bunch of punks running for their lives. Fear has a definite smell...
Don't worry about Renee. She's a good girl with a good head on her shoulders. You raised her right, and that's the best defense. Plus, you live in the middle of nowhere. Plus, Paul is like a cranky Godzilla, awoken from Tokyo Bay! Everything will be fine.
Renee and I get along well. If you want, I'll take her aside and explain just how evil and manipulitave a horny young guy was... um, I mean, CAN BE!!! ;)
What ever happened to the good ol' days of the chastity belt anyways? ;D
Here I thought it would be good to bring my step-daughter to the track. You can see her working the MARRC information booth, selling tickets to the IMF drawing and flirting with the sudden abudance of 14 year old racers.
And here I thought bringing her to the track would be a GOOD thing. LOL
It's all good tho. MARRC is a great group of people for her to be around...Still not sure about the 14 year old racers tho..smirk...she's got one in NC and now one in California. Now all of sudden she wants to go to VIR for some reason...
Just entering Junior High. My mistake, I thought you were further along. My advise is to take a good look at her, give her a big hug real soon. She will soon be replaced by someone that looks alot like her but knows everything about everything and instead of seeking your approval, will know you are an idiot and have no life experience. I've been told the aliens return our kids after about 10 years. Be strong.
My gf's got a 15 yo girl who's going on 21. Ms. Social...goes to football games, basketball games, goes to church. She's on her 3rd cell phone. Heck, I didn't have a phone in my room until I was 15. She's admitted to hanging out with "Mary" a couple times...who knows if she's tried beer or liquor. I can only imagine and think back to when I was 15....I was doing the same crap and look how I turned out ;D. Just have to be patient with them, talk to them, do stuff with them and hope they make decisions in life that they don't regret. If they do, hope they learn from them.
My .02
Quote What ever happened to the good ol' days of the chastity belt anyways? ;D
Well I'm wearing mine...
Quote Just entering Junior High. My mistake, I thought you were further along.
Oops! Me too! I'm sure your daughter will be fine Dawn (hopefully for a few years anyway). I know I'd be intimidated by Paul if I were a teenage boy! ;)
Quotepistol whipping someone is only 90 days in jail if you don't have any past criminal record.... ;D
mmmmmm...pistol whip...
QuoteMy daughter is 13 months old now. I've already decided, that she can't do anything but go to a private school until she's 30 ;D
Don't potty train her...
A girl that pooped in the front seat of a car usually turned me off...
Unless maybe she had... Well, Iraq... big ones...
8)
QuoteDon't potty train her...
I don't know about that...some guys are into that!
:o
My little girl is almost a year old now. I'm already scared. :-[
This has been around for quite a long time, but it still makes me laugh...all you need are some simple ground rules (Paul will love these):
http://members.aol.com/Love4JULI/dad-rules.html
QuoteDon't potty train her...
A girl that pooped in the front seat of a car usually turned me off...
Unless maybe she had... Well, Iraq... big ones...
8)
Mmmnnn fecofilia.... in car defocation? that one is new to even me.
Pistol whip me with those guns? They come with a nice rack too? This is too much!
Thanks Tom...
That was absolutely hilarious!
Dawn :)
QuoteMmmnnn fecofilia.... in car defocation? that one is new to even me.
Pistol whip me with those guns? They come with a nice rack too? This is too much!
That would be fecarfelia...
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