What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
Oh so true!
Dawn ;)
Cats are for target practice. ;D ;D ;D
And if you fatten them up pretty good, they will make a nice pair of fur slippers!!!
Awww..did i say that outloud?? :-X
my wife has a cat...........
i'm buying a big dog so he can eat it :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cats rule.
Dogs drool!
NO WAY JOSE!!!!!!!
Not just dogs, Wiener Dogs!!!!!!!
Buddy's Mom,
Heather
My 12 pound cat beats up my 55 pound dog. ;D
I like cats... taste like chicken!
Alexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog. ;D
QuoteAlexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog. ;D
She's not a sissy, just a lovable pup who wouldn't hurt a fly. Now my kitten, let's just say he has all his claws and teeth. :o ;D
I have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.
QuoteI have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.
:o too funny! ;D ;D ;D
QuoteI like cats... taste like chicken!
come to my house.. i'll make you sweet n sour cat. ;)
QuoteI have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.
Actually.. i thought Yorkies were big rats.
Quotecome to my house.. i'll make you sweet n sour cat. ;)
People who are cruel to animals make the best serial killers. :o hmmmmm....
QuotePeople who are cruel to animals make the best serial killers. :o hmmmmm....
i've been watching you.... muahaahhaahahaha
Quotei've been watching you.... muahaahhaahahaha
ooooooooo I'm scared...... ::) ;) :D ;D
QuoteActually.. i thought Yorkies were big rats.
nah a rat is bigger and better behaved. :P
You know what, Eric? Your stupid golden retriever eats my yorkie's poop! Litterally! Don't be talking smack about my cat/dogs! I can go on for days! Your dog is deaf and blind and wobbles! If she were a horse, you would have shot her by now! At least my babies are cute and cuddly--the only reason THEY run into walls is because they have a hard time stopping on the kitchen tile, unlike your gimpy dog!
Oooooooo.....
Eric, I think you hit a nerve with that one. :o :o
Dawn
I'm with Tiff. This is my Granddog. She came to my house for a sleepover last night.
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QuoteI like cats... taste like chicken!
If cats tasted like chicken, we'd all be eating pu$$y. ;D
That is the cutest puppy ever!!!
FYI--It just so happens my yorkie "ran away" this morning...everyone who believes that, stand on your head.
Tiff, it's a Yorkie-Papillon and I've never seen one like her. She is just too much fun. (and she likes me)
I'm so proud of your generation for growing to accept the term GRANDDOG!!!!!
;D
Heather
QuoteThat is the cutest puppy ever!!!
FYI--It just so happens my yorkie "ran away" this morning...everyone who believes that, stand on your head.
Okay to those standing on their heads, which would you do? go after a dog that on average takes an hour to wrangle back into the house, or go help your wife who ran out of gas and was blocking the left lane on the interstate which was reason you ran home quick to get gas can and dog that was supposed to be kenneled ran out.
Oh you had to go there, didn't you, Eric? Well, maybe if you were nicer to your wife and filled her Jeep up with gas once in a while she wouldn't run out of gas and block traffic on an interstate. I am pregnant, you know, would it be so hard to make my life a little easier? I would turn around and go back off this road you're going down before I tell the hampster story.
It's nice to see that Granddogs and their Grandparents are getting the recognition they deserve! My mom has 1 pup of her own and 7 granddogs right now!
Doug, your granddoggie is the cutest, fuzziest thing!
But now I'm worried about Tiff's Yorkie. :( Let us know when he comes home!
I will...
I got him, I think his day outside was rather tramatic as he came running up to me after looking for only about a minute. He seems to have found a sticker patch and now thinks humans are wonderful.
I do have to give Eric some credit--when Mr. Bo Jangles was found, Eric cleaned him up, removed the stickers, and gave him a bath. I guess I shouldn't have been so critical of his love for my puppy.
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