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Title: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 12, 2004, 10:33:39 AM
What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
 


What is a Dog?

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
 

Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: EX#996 on February 12, 2004, 12:48:53 PM
Oh so true!

Dawn   ;)
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: the_weggie_man on February 12, 2004, 02:18:21 PM
Cats are for target practice. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: racerxgirl on February 12, 2004, 03:05:49 PM
And if you fatten them up pretty good, they will make a nice pair of fur slippers!!!
Awww..did i say that outloud??  :-X
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: am_#65_john_deere on February 12, 2004, 04:14:01 PM
my wife has a cat...........

i'm buying a big dog so he can eat it :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: KBOlsen on February 13, 2004, 05:51:52 AM
Cats rule.
Dogs drool!
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: StumpysWife on February 13, 2004, 05:53:21 AM
NO WAY JOSE!!!!!!!

Not just dogs, Wiener Dogs!!!!!!!

Buddy's Mom,
Heather
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: spyderchick on February 13, 2004, 05:56:48 AM
My 12 pound cat beats up my 55 pound dog.  ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Mark Bernard on February 13, 2004, 06:20:08 AM
I like cats... taste like chicken!
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: the_weggie_man on February 13, 2004, 09:52:58 AM
Alexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog.  ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: spyderchick on February 13, 2004, 10:08:09 AM
QuoteAlexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog.  ;D

She's not a sissy, just a lovable pup who wouldn't hurt a fly. Now my kitten, let's just say he has all his claws and teeth. :o ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 17, 2004, 08:09:39 AM
I have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: spyderchick on February 17, 2004, 08:17:51 AM
QuoteI have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.
:o too funny!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TZDeSioux on February 17, 2004, 09:17:16 AM
QuoteI like cats... taste like chicken!

come to my house.. i'll make you sweet n sour cat.  ;)
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TZDeSioux on February 17, 2004, 09:17:47 AM
QuoteI have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.

Actually.. i thought Yorkies were big rats.
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: spyderchick on February 17, 2004, 11:50:13 AM
Quotecome to my house.. i'll make you sweet n sour cat.  ;)

People who are cruel to animals make the best serial killers. :o hmmmmm....
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TZDeSioux on February 17, 2004, 12:51:44 PM
QuotePeople who are cruel to animals make the best serial killers. :o hmmmmm....

i've been watching you.... muahaahhaahahaha
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: spyderchick on February 17, 2004, 01:29:27 PM
Quotei've been watching you.... muahaahhaahahaha
ooooooooo I'm scared...... ::) ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Eric Kelcher on February 17, 2004, 05:45:42 PM
QuoteActually.. i thought Yorkies were big rats.

nah a rat is bigger and better behaved. :P
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 18, 2004, 09:50:11 AM
You know what, Eric?  Your stupid golden retriever eats my yorkie's poop!  Litterally!  Don't be talking smack about my cat/dogs!  I can go on for days!  Your dog is deaf and blind and wobbles!  If she were a horse, you would have shot her by now!  At least my babies are cute and cuddly--the only reason THEY run into walls is because they have a hard time stopping on the kitchen tile, unlike your gimpy dog!
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Dawn on February 18, 2004, 10:00:05 AM
Oooooooo.....

Eric, I think you hit a nerve with that one.   :o  :o

Dawn
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: oldguy on February 19, 2004, 08:11:20 AM
I'm with Tiff. This is my Granddog. She came to my house for a sleepover last night.
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Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TreyBone on February 19, 2004, 09:38:44 AM
QuoteI like cats... taste like chicken!

If cats tasted like chicken, we'd all be eating pu$$y. ;D
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 19, 2004, 10:37:22 AM
That is the cutest puppy ever!!!

FYI--It just so happens my yorkie "ran away" this morning...everyone who believes that, stand on your head.
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: oldguy on February 19, 2004, 11:21:37 AM
Tiff, it's a Yorkie-Papillon and I've never seen one like her. She is just too much fun. (and she likes me)
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: StumpysWife on February 19, 2004, 11:26:57 AM
I'm so proud of your generation for growing to accept the term GRANDDOG!!!!!

 ;D

Heather
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Eric Kelcher on February 19, 2004, 12:33:42 PM
QuoteThat is the cutest puppy ever!!!

FYI--It just so happens my yorkie "ran away" this morning...everyone who believes that, stand on your head.


Okay to those standing on their heads, which would you do? go after a dog that on average takes an hour to wrangle back into the house, or go help your wife who ran out of gas and was blocking the left lane on the interstate which was reason you ran home quick to get gas can and dog that was supposed to be kenneled ran out.
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 19, 2004, 01:06:38 PM
Oh you had to go there, didn't you, Eric?  Well, maybe if you were nicer to your wife and filled her Jeep up with gas once in a while she wouldn't run out of gas and block traffic on an interstate.  I am pregnant, you know, would it be so hard to make my life a little easier?  I would turn around and go back off this road you're going down before I tell the hampster story.

It's nice to see that Granddogs and their Grandparents are getting the recognition they deserve!  My mom has 1 pup of her own and 7 granddogs right now!
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: KBOlsen on February 19, 2004, 01:19:24 PM
Doug, your granddoggie is the cutest, fuzziest thing!

But now I'm worried about Tiff's Yorkie.  :( Let us know when he comes home!
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 19, 2004, 01:59:45 PM
I will...
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Eric Kelcher on February 19, 2004, 03:14:50 PM
I got him, I think his day outside was rather tramatic as he came running up to me after looking for only about a minute. He seems to have found a sticker patch and now thinks humans are wonderful.
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 20, 2004, 07:32:46 AM
I do have to give Eric some credit--when Mr. Bo Jangles was found, Eric cleaned him up, removed the stickers, and gave him a bath.  I guess I shouldn't have been so critical of his love for my puppy.
 :-*
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Eric Kelcher on February 20, 2004, 08:01:40 AM
more more :-*
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: TiffineyIngram on February 20, 2004, 08:36:13 AM
More what?   :-*
Title: Re: Cats vs. Dogs
Post by: Eric Kelcher on February 20, 2004, 10:16:26 AM
Credit of course, little  :-* isn't bad either see ya later honey making like .....