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Racing Discussion => Racing Discussion => Topic started by: Gixxer124 on November 05, 2003, 08:12:37 PM

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Post by: Gixxer124 on November 05, 2003, 08:12:37 PM
Women! Can't live with em.......against the law to kill em. :-X






 ;D For you, Dawn. ;D
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Post by: Decreasing_Dave on November 05, 2003, 09:18:38 PM
Can't live with em...Can't leave on the curb with the trash on Tuesdays.

 ;D
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Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on November 06, 2003, 01:39:54 AM
They look good, smell good, they're soft & cuddley.  My vote?  Can't live without 'em! :-*
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Post by: smoke on November 06, 2003, 04:37:26 AM
Women  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

They can be the most evil SOB...........Man they can be great and then turn and bite u in the azzzzzzz
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Post by: Jeff on November 06, 2003, 04:43:30 AM
sigh...  

Women rule the world.  Get over it and understand this.  They do...

Why?

The power of the "P***y"

They've got it, we want it, they win.
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Post by: Dawn on November 06, 2003, 04:43:50 AM
Thanks Kevin....

Nice to know you were thinking about me.   ;D

:::  HUGS  :::  for everyone.

Dawn   ;)
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Post by: Eddie#200 on November 06, 2003, 06:51:12 AM
QuoteWomen! Can't live with em.......against the law to kill em. :-X






 ;D For you, Dawn. ;D

Women lie about racing more than men do...

"Sure honey I support your racing"  yeah right! :P
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Post by: spyderchick on November 06, 2003, 06:56:50 AM
You guys should all remember who repairs your leathers. muwhahahahahahaha :) ;) ;D
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Post by: Bling on November 06, 2003, 08:44:32 AM
If I killed my wife the first time I thought about it , I'd be out by now! ;D
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Post by: Mark Bernard on November 06, 2003, 08:48:04 AM
I miss my e-wife.... but my aim is getting better! :o
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Post by: tigerblade on November 06, 2003, 09:09:42 AM
Heard on the radio:

My problem with women; my first wife died and my second wife wouldn't.

 ;D
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Post by: tigerblade on November 06, 2003, 09:10:57 AM
Actually I'm trying again with a new model this weekend.  Wish me luck!!!  
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Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on November 06, 2003, 09:15:49 AM
QuoteThey look good, smell good, they're soft & cuddley.  My vote?  Can't live without 'em! :-*
But it does piss me off that I'm only allowed to have one... ::)
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Post by: Super Dave on November 06, 2003, 09:37:18 AM
Sorry, women just have a hard time handling me.

(picture me in a bikini)

Anyway, my current one has me.  I think I'll let here keep me.

 ;D

As for p***y...

I'm good.  

I scream my own name during sex.
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Post by: MudDawg on November 06, 2003, 09:38:07 AM

Women...can't live with 'em...can't shoot 'em.  Unless you know the prosecutor.

:)
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Post by: oldguy on November 06, 2003, 10:25:04 AM
Good Grief! You guys can't blame all women for your bad choices! I love my wife..... she lets me buy all the motorcycles I want and even encouraged me to buy a bigger trailer. I'm even coming to the banquet on her birthday. She's a keeper.  ;)
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Post by: Dawn on November 06, 2003, 10:58:40 AM
QuoteI'm even coming to the banquet on her birthday. She's a keeper.  ;)

Bring her with you...

And Eddie, I do support my husband's racing habit.

Dawn   ;)
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Post by: tigerblade on November 06, 2003, 11:50:47 AM
QuoteI scream my own name during sex.

(https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.fireblades.org%2Ftigerblade%2Fimages%2Fspit.gif&hash=c9adc1119a462e94bf537205c03723062995ac32)
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Post by: tigerblade on November 06, 2003, 11:51:49 AM
Quote... I do support my husband's racing habit.

Dawn   ;)

No doubt about that.  Dawn's one of tha good 'uns!   ;D
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Post by: Eddie#200 on November 06, 2003, 12:54:26 PM
QuoteBring her with you...

And Eddie, I do support my husband's racing habit.

Dawn   ;)

Sure, sure... ;)
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Post by: dwilson on November 06, 2003, 03:22:13 PM
Men don't have sex.
Women have sex, we have to get it from them...

I've been with my girlfriend 3 years last week.  She lives 20 miles away and doesn't drive, it's truly a thing of beauty ::)
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Post by: Xian_13 on November 06, 2003, 04:30:12 PM
Women.....

We wouldn't have Jerry Springer with out them :D
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Post by: Gixxer124 on November 08, 2003, 08:23:40 AM
QuoteNo doubt about that.  Dawn's one of tha good 'uns!   ;D

True! ;D
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Post by: smoke on November 09, 2003, 06:29:54 AM
don't get me wrong... my wife supports me all the time but dam... Women can drive u to drink! We just dont understand u.  Can Dawn write a book called "Women this is what we want and how to keep us happy"

I know this is true"  If the women is not happy the man never will be"
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Post by: Howlin_Mad on November 09, 2003, 09:04:15 AM
QuoteI know this is true"  If the women is not happy the man never will be"

Amen to that!!

Marc
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Post by: lil_thorny on November 09, 2003, 04:08:58 PM
what do you do when you see your wife staggering around in the back yard?





shoot her again!!!! :o :o ;D

30.
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Post by: stumpy on November 09, 2003, 04:42:51 PM
 Usually Heather is cleaning up dog poop when she is staggering around in the back yard gagging, should I let her finish then shoot her?? ;D

StUmPy
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Post by: stumpy on November 09, 2003, 04:55:13 PM
Ohhh, i feal so bad, I want to take back the post, who would read the map to the racetrack, wake me up on time, put me into the shower,tell me the schedule, get me to tech, put on my leather, get off tire warmers,check tire pressure, let down stands, get my grids, wipe my sweat, get me water, kiss me when im done, load up trailer, and much much more! ;) I know what your thinking, She got the gun away from me and has it to my head telling me what to say....But I did it on my own 8)OXOXOX :-*

StUmPy

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Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on November 10, 2003, 02:03:37 AM
Yeah, whatever you say, Stumpy.  Before you waste perfectly good ammunition and get yourself in legal trouble, just send your wretched, unwanted wife to me.  I know she's not worth much, but I'll take her under my wing.
(Just remember, you WILL be seeing her at the track again, and I don't allow no indian givers...  Once she's mine, she's mine!) ;D
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Post by: lil_thorny on November 10, 2003, 04:45:53 AM
QuoteOhhh, i feal so bad, I want to take back the post, who would read the map to the racetrack, wake me up on time, put me into the shower,tell me the schedule, get me to tech, put on my leather, get off tire warmers,check tire pressure, let down stands, get my grids, wipe my sweat, get me water, kiss me when im done, load up trailer, and much much more! ;) I know what your thinking, She got the gun away from me and has it to my head telling me what to say....But I did it on my own 8)OXOXOX :-*

StUmPy



Stumpy, this is why you aren't as fast as me.
you are checking your tire pressures after you've had your tire warmers on. what are you thinking?
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Benj.
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Post by: StumpysWife on November 10, 2003, 12:46:03 PM
Did I just get traded or what?    

Sorry K3, You're nice and all, but unless you slap some Honda decals on that Gixxer, I can't even look.    ;) :-*

Benji, Tire pressure?  What's that? When you say "Stumpy, Stumpy, get rid of your Dunlops, you *have* to try Michelins"?  As far as I know, we get that no matter when the warmers are on!   ;D

Heather
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Post by: lil_thorny on November 10, 2003, 01:54:50 PM
Heather,
being the great person that you are, I refuse to even begin to argue that point or any other with you.
I just miss you all so much right now that i could just
cry!!!!  going to the banquet? please say yes!

Benji.
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Post by: stumpy on November 10, 2003, 03:14:13 PM
 Heck Ya we're goin'. We have to break up the winter somehow! Besides I miss seeing your pretty face, You will have kleenex in your nose for old time sake..Won't you? Besides I thought With you on the Guitar and Me on the Accordian we could make some tire money ;) Not to get to personal on the board but do you wanna go in on a room?? We're kinda on a racer budget :) Raman noodles for Breakfast, Lunch, and even dinner!!! :P Oh and K3, Heather would be a wreck with your bike issues, She freaks when I'm missing a valve cap :-/

StUmPy

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Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on November 10, 2003, 07:21:45 PM
QuoteSorry K3, You're nice and all, but unless you slap some Honda decals on that Gixxer, I can't even look.    ;) :-*
Heather
Dag, Girl!  If that's all it takes to make you mine, I'll TRADE THAT GIXXER IN for a Hon... hon... haarggg...Honda!  (For you Heather, I'd do it.)
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Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on November 10, 2003, 07:24:27 PM
QuoteOh and K3, Heather would be a wreck with your bike issues, She freaks when I'm missing a valve cap :-/

StUmPy

If I had Heather and the rest of your harem looking after me, I probably wouldn't have bike issues!  All I have is Dawn.  She takes pretty good care of me, but she spends too much time with her husband... >:( ;)
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Post by: StumpysWife on November 11, 2003, 04:48:22 AM
QuoteDag, Girl!  If that's all it takes to make you mine, I'll TRADE THAT GIXXER IN for a Hon... hon... haarggg...Honda!  (For you Heather, I'd do it.)

Sorry K3, Finders keepers!  He's stuck with me!   ;)  

I'll still cheer for ya though!

Heather

(For those who keep track, Stumpy's sleep talking last night was, "Where are my self-help tapes?") Hee hee...
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Post by: GSXR6Pilot on November 11, 2003, 05:56:17 PM
"(For those who keep track, Stumpy's sleep talking last night was, "Where are my self-help tapes?") Hee hee..."

HAHAHAHA!!!! Thats almost as good as the "SUZUKIS ARE COMING THE SUZUKIS ARE COMING!!!"
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Post by: StumpysWife on November 12, 2003, 05:10:08 AM
Hey Oldguy's Kid, are you coming to the banquet, too?  Hope so!

Heather
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Post by: raptorduck952 on November 12, 2003, 09:14:08 AM
Umbrella Girls, can't live with them, can't race without them.  ;)
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Post by: GSXR6Pilot on November 12, 2003, 03:20:35 PM
Yeah I'm comin!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!  ;D