I found this on the WERA board and it was just too funny.
QuoteSpeaking statistically 95% of all Harley's are still on the road. The other 5% actually made it all the way home.
What do you call a Harley that ain't leaking.............Empty.
Dawn ;D
QuoteI found this on the WERA board and it was just too funny.
Dawn ;D
I use the same saying for Chevy. ;D ;D ;D ;D
>:( Piiiiffffttt...!
Sorry Mark....
I just had too. My mom and dad give me a hard time about our 'rice burners' so I am always looking for more and good material to give them a hard time about their 'hogs'.
Ooooo.... I can't wait to for them to get home from SD. Dad's fat boy broke down and well..... (heee heee heeee) :D ;D
Dawn :)
Dang... I feel soooooooooooooo violated! LOL! And for the record Dawn, my Softail don't leak oil... It's just marking its teritory! ;D
QuoteDang... I feel soooooooooooooo violated! LOL! And for the record Dawn, my Softail don't leak oil... It's just marking its teritory! ;D
Heres one for ya Mark.
What do you call a HD that doesnt leak?
Empty. ;D
Thank God for Harley-Davidson !!!
How boring the world of motorcycles would be without Harleys !
QuoteThank God for Harley-Davidson !!!
How boring the world of motorcycles would be without Harleys !
Oh so true...
The amount of comedy material they provide, they sure to make the world we live in more entertaining. ;D
Dawn :)
QuoteThank God for Harley-Davidson !!!
How boring the world of motorcycles would be without Harleys !
Thank you mj!
QuoteOh so true...
The amount of comedy material they provide, they sure to make the world we live in more entertaining. ;D
Dawn :)
Once again...Piiiifffttttt! ;)
QuoteHeres one for ya Mark.
What do you call a HD that doesnt leak?
Empty. ;D
>:( Your not getting on my good side Rob. Oh ...wait! I dont have a good side! lol
OK, I've been holding out, but. The only bike marking it's turff in my garage is a Yamaha. It's 28 years old so it's OK. But HA to all you naysayers. Why did they ever start with watercooling?
The reason Harley's are so popular is because it's the only 'bike' that the average american can fit on! You know...like 70% of the population fits in the overweight/obese category!
QuoteThe reason Harley's are so popular is because it's the only 'bike' that the average american can fit on! You know...like 70% of the population fits in the overweight/obese category!
I'm 42, 5'10", 175lb and have been riding Harleys all my life. Alot of people who buy Harley's are Vertrans like myself. We appreciate what Harley has gone through over the years and what they have accomplished. Do they leak...yes, are they loud...yes, are we fast...no! Harley's are a different breed than rice burners. Were all about America, and the American way of life. I am also an American auto worker. I take pride in buying American made products. now dont get me wrong... I have nothing against rice burners... I have been beat by many! lol So if you want to knock Harley or there riders...that's fine. But I just want you all to rember... 70% of Harley riders have protected your freedom to express yourself and your comments (good or bad) about Harleys and there riders. Mark
Good points, Mark. But, I feel the American way of life shouldn't mean a bike that leaks. The American way is defects from day 1?
I know several people that work for Harley, and have heard some VERY interesting stories about the lack of organization of some things. The company needs to get organized and get things going straight.
But, I do respect that the company is still around, and as of now is flourishing. Takes a lotta work to bring a company back from where it was. (Anyone got an AMF Harley? My uncle's got a 200 from the early 80s sitting in his garage.)
Just babbling.
For the record...mine don't leak...! ;D Never has.
HEY....!!!!!! THIS THREAD IS FOR FUN....!!!! >:(
Sorry... NO theological discussions on this thread. (and yes that means you too Super_Dave ;) :D)
Here's some bumper stickers:
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
;D
QuoteI take pride in buying American made products.
Then why dont you buy a Goldwing? ;D Is more american made by content than a HD. ;D ;D
Ducking for cover. ;D ;D ;D
BTW this from someone looking at buying a softtail. :o