This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new
Cadillac
doing 75 mph
with her face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of my other hand.
In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damned women drivers !
;D ;D ;D
I know many of you received this e-mail, but I thought it was so funny I just had to share!
omg HAHAHAHAHA
;D 8) ;D
I have had that happen to me..
but I have been lucky, never to get the spilling coffee on my laptop or the mail I am trying to read ;D
Sad thing is, I've actually seen that happen. Only it was some woman in a 4dr Tahoe heading towards Madison on US14 doing 99mph (she had it topped out) and doing her hair. Follwed her at a good distance incase she rolled it. Being on teh bike I didnt want to get caught up in it.:D
Rob.....
It's a joke..... leave it at that.
Dawn ;)
QuoteRob.....
It's a joke..... leave it at that.
Dawn ;)
I know your's was a joke. ;D
H3ll I've passed guys reading newspapers while on the beltline in Madison. Scariest one was a guy on a cell phone and a laptop at the same time whilst going 70mph. Where are the cops when you really want them around? ;D
Usually pulling me over for loud pipes!! 8)