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Title: For women only!
Post by: 1RACEBABE on August 18, 2003, 08:05:12 AM

This is a little bad humor on a bright and sunny Monday morning. Remember fellas its all in good fun! :o ;)

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts .

9. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

10. Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: Photo_Chick on August 18, 2003, 08:49:42 AM

How true, how true!

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: KBOlsen on August 18, 2003, 08:52:01 AM

Muahahahaaa!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: spyderchick on August 18, 2003, 11:16:23 AM

I must have gotten a good one, somehow, I'm not that cynical. Ladies, there are still good ones out there.

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: tigerblade on August 18, 2003, 11:22:37 AM

QuoteLadies, there are still good ones out there.

Yes there are. ;)

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: StumpysWife on August 18, 2003, 11:26:50 AM

QuoteI must have gotten a good one, somehow, I'm not that cynical. Ladies, there are still good ones out there.

I have to agree...Stump's a keeper :-*

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: 1RACEBABE on August 18, 2003, 02:44:52 PM

QuoteI must have gotten a good one, somehow, I'm not that cynical. Ladies, there are still good ones out there.

Yes, yes, yes, there are some good ones out there, but...there are still some bads ones too. Thus is the great balance of life. This was not meant to be a serious subject so try and smile, it increases your face value. :P

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: Pit_Girl on August 18, 2003, 03:14:11 PM

QuoteLadies, there are still good ones out there.

definately agree with you on that one ;D

-jennifer

(hey N8!--- :-*)

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: THE_D.O.C. on August 18, 2003, 05:04:58 PM

no, no there isn't. :D

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: Chef on August 18, 2003, 05:19:01 PM

theres no good women left either!!!
>:( >:( >:( 8) >:(

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: Xian_13 on August 18, 2003, 06:56:34 PM

Quotetheres no good women left either!!!
>:( >:( >:( 8) >:(

What do you mean Ike??
Do you have them all?

Title: Re: For women only!
Post by: lil_thorny on August 18, 2003, 08:53:20 PM

any good women out there for me???????

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