How does he do it? Every weekend the guy adds a few more women to his harem, and they're all good looking! Team Stumpy's biggest racing expense must be suntan lotion! Older, middle aged, twenty-something, and now he's even bringing little chicklets. Then he has the nerve to set up right across the road from me, and I'm always alone. You'd think he could at least share, but no... >:(
Like Stumpy, I wanna be like Stumpy!
LOL! ;D
ahhhhh..k3 your makin' me blush! :-[ Ok I guess I'll tell ya my secret. I've been trying that new colonge for men that makes women lust after you "as seen on TV" It's workin' out great!! The down sides are my mom now looks at me ALOT different! :o Oh and I even get a couple of winks and pinches on the butt from Benji ;D k3 It's kinda weird you followed me into the showers that night too! ;) Oh ya you said not to tell anyone...P.S I'll bet your wife will be coming to alot more of my...I mean your races!! :P
it's not the cologne stump,
it's your irresistable smile. next BHF, bring a feather
Boa and some platform shoes.
pinch you later,
Benj. ;D
QuoteP.S I'll bet your wife will be coming to alot more of my...I mean your races!! :P
Come on now, man! You're drowning in women, and you want to steal the only one I have too? You're just plain greedy!
P.S. Where do I get some of this cologne, and do you know if it works on Rhiannon?
hehe haha heheh hahah
Speaking of which, I know where Rhiannon's van is parked. Jennifer and I came across it today. It's got her FZR400 in it, too. (Honestly, she should cover that, it's pretty easy to see. Alexa? Maybe you could let her know that?) For the right terms, (AKA $$$) I could tell one of you guys where it is, and you could live in it until she comes back to it. Then, Ta-daaaa! Suprise her, and show her your devotion by telling her how long you've been living in her van. ;D You could clean the FZR, too, to win her over.
C'mon, i gotta find SOME way to pay for BHF in August. 8)
Colonge, Solonge.
It's the conversion van. What girl can resist the disco lights and velour seating, now featuring AC out the drivers side window. Aaaannnddd it's a high top.
;)
K3, you've got too much to do with keeping track of MiniK3 and all. Need a reminder?
"Check your oil, dumbass."
That kid is fun.
Quoteit's not the cologne stump,
it's your irresistable smile. next BHF, bring a feather
Boa and some platform shoes.
pinch you later,
Benj. ;D
Matt's gonna get jealous if you keep this up Benji...
QuoteSpeaking of which, I know where Rhiannon's van is parked. Jennifer and I came across it today. It's got her FZR400 in it, too. (Honestly, she should cover that, it's pretty easy to see. Alexa? Maybe you could let her know that?)
Nate, she knows, I've done the mom thing too many times. >:( Anyhow, I think you should get what you can from selling the info to the other racers for your own race fund. Let the bidding begin! ;) :D ;D
QuoteColonge, Solonge.
K3, you've got too much to do with keeping track of MiniK3 and all.
All right! Now you've gone too far! Where in the rules does it say that if you sell a kid a bike that he's your responsibility for life? MiniK3? That's just vile, man! >:( :P ;D
QuoteAll right! Now you've gone too far! Where in the rules does it say that if you sell a kid a bike that he's your responsibility for life? MiniK3? That's just vile, man! >:( :P ;D
He could be the son you never had....
Dawn ;D
Quote...Anyhow, I think you should get what you can from selling the info to the other racers for your own race fund. Let the bidding begin! ;) :D ;D
I'll start the Bidding @ Tree Fiddy! ;D
What are you? The d@mn loch ness monster? ;D Gotta go higher than that! :o
QuoteWhat are you? The d@mn loch ness monster? ;D Gotta go higher than that! :o
Five dolla!
;D
5 dollers, we got 5, do I hear 10, 10 dollers? c'mon, 10 dollars to reveal the location of Mrs. Rhiannon's Van and FZR. Do i hear 10?............ :D
Quote5 dollers, we got 5, do I hear 10, 10 dollers? c'mon, 10 dollars to reveal the location of Mrs. Rhiannon's Van and FZR. Do i hear 10?............ :D
Nate:
I am sure that you would be putting this proceeds of this auction towards the Wegman Fund... Right?! ;)
Dawn :)
The PROCEEDS, yes. I'll take a fee though for the auction itself. Like ebay! ;) J/K
Seriously, if anyone actually pays me for this info, I will donate it to the Wegman fund.
C'mon guys get back to the original post!!!! Stumpy's a pimp! I was kinda likin' that ;D Oh I guess I can bid with one of my chickies :P Wait a second did I just bid on something other than a Honda!! I'm takin' it back, Give me bad feedback I don't care! I'd trade two of them for a 600rr though :o .....But who would massage my armpump when I come off the track? :-/
Cmon, cash bid Stumpy! It's for a good cause ;)
I don't know about you, Nate! If Stumpy's bidding women, I think I'd take him up on it. I've been to Michigan, and I'm pretty sure he has ALL the pretty girls from that state on his team!
Chris, Nate HAS a pretty woman! :D :D :D
QuoteI've been to Michigan, and I'm pretty sure he has ALL the pretty girls from that state on his team!
Oh yes, Stumpy is a living legend in Michigan. Heck, he's the Hef of the U.P. We live in the Stumpy Mansion. The parties never stop. Instead of swimming pools and tennis courts, we have a garage full of Honda's and snowbanks. I'm so lucky he picked me to be his wife this year after his devastating break up with The Barbie Twins. Have you seen his velvet smoking leather?
Heather
Stumpy's Wife ;D
That does it! I donate $75 to Stumpys team just to make SURE he goes to BHF for the Wegman weekend!
K3, save me a spot beside you if you park across from Stumpy! ;D
QuoteChris, Nate HAS a pretty woman! :D :D :D
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-jennifer
Like Alexa said! ;D
I'm a one-woman kinda guy, And my Pretty woman likes bikes, racing, and me! :D 8) 8)
Good luck keeping your wife on your side, Chris!
C'mon guys! Still need cash for Rhiannon's van location. Otherwise, Dawn's got it for $5. :)
QuoteK3, save me a spot beside you if you park across from Stumpy! ;D
Got you covered, Doug.
Nate, don't worry about my wife. She already knows what it's like to be in love with a racer, and she's the smart kind who usually doesn't make the same mistake twice... ::)