The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she has a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills? ! ?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING there that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
:o ;D :o ;D :o ;D
Renee? Bad parent! Bad!
No not Renee......
Any of her boyfriend's would first need to deal with me. And then I would let Paul have some fun....
Dawn ;D
PS. I told Renee that when she starts dating I am going to put up a plaque next to the deer mounts we have with a yellow post-it note that says: "Reserved for the boyfriend that pisses me off." ;)
Marty is the one they should really fear...
QuoteMarty is the one they should really fear...
LOL!!!
The memory of what happened between Marty and Dave Vaughn just flashed through my mind. Himmmm worry about the teeth or worry about....
Dawn ;D
Better to be pissed off than pissed on... :P
QuoteBetter to be pissed off than pissed on... :P
LOL!!!
I think Dave, with his Carharts on, was the closest thing to a tree that Marty saw at the time and well ..... When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Dawn :)
(I really did feel bad when it happened).