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Racing Discussion => Racing Discussion => Topic started by: Dawn on June 25, 2003, 12:47:09 PM

Title: I just had to share......
Post by: Dawn on June 25, 2003, 12:47:09 PM
> A business man got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered
> the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by
> saying, "T.G.I.F."
>
> He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."
>
> She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T.G.I.F." again.
>
> He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S.H.I.T."
>
> The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile
> and said as sweetly as possibly, "T.G.I.F." another time.
>
> The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S.H.I.T."
>
> The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
> "T.G.I.F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
>
> The man answered slowly, "S. H. I. T. ... Sorry, Honey. It's Thursday!"

Dawn   ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Super_KC124 on June 25, 2003, 05:41:54 PM
Why do you have to go and pick on blonde women for? You are so mean! (My wife is blonde. She has a t-shirt that says "Speak slowy. I'm a natural blonde.") She graduated 1st in her class then messed it all up by marrying me. How dumb!  ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: EX#996 on June 25, 2003, 06:42:45 PM
Kevin:

You know, I started writing a response, erased that one, wrote another, erased that one.....

I'll let K3 or Roadracer797 respond to your post.  They are better at it than I am.

Dawn   ;) ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Super_KC124 on June 25, 2003, 07:45:55 PM
Bring it on, Dawn. ;)
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on June 26, 2003, 12:30:31 AM
QuoteWhy do you have to go and pick on blonde women for? You are so mean! (My wife is blonde. She has a t-shirt that says "Speak slowy. I'm a natural blonde.") She graduated 1st in her class then messed it all up by marrying me. How dumb!  ;D
The dumb blonde marries the red-headed, yellow-plated, stepchild sandbagger?  It's actually pretty normal.  Smart women have a fatal attraction for guys like us, Kev!
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: EX#996 on June 26, 2003, 04:26:06 AM
See....

I told you he was better at it than I was.

Dawn   ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: tigerblade on June 26, 2003, 06:41:28 AM
QuoteShe graduated 1st in her class...

Once she stopped eating paste, she was really a pretty good student.   ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Gixxer124 on June 26, 2003, 07:37:21 PM
QuoteOnce she stopped eating paste, she was really a pretty good student.   ;D
Believe it or don't, I was the paste eater. ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: spyderchick on June 26, 2003, 09:34:28 PM
Oh boy... you are walking right into a million of 'em.  :o Oh well, too easy, Kevin, I'll have mercy, just this once. ;) ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: tigerblade on June 27, 2003, 06:09:38 AM
QuoteBelieve it or don't, I was the paste eater. ;D

We know buddy, we know.   ;)

(https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asus.queensu.ca%2Fcamps%2Fdiscovery%2Fphoto_album%2Fsd2%2FShortBus.jpg&hash=3cfd7724dfe7d575653bf89a17134dbc38e85c5f)
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Eddie#200 on June 27, 2003, 11:59:34 AM
(https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fullpowerracing.com%2Fimages%2FShortBus.jpg&hash=08b8fdf6b7060bd8f7684045269282e0f5b03e7c)

This one was specialy chartered for Kevin  ;D

Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Gixxer124 on June 27, 2003, 02:24:18 PM
Nice one, Eddie! You SUCK! :P
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on June 28, 2003, 03:56:50 AM
QuoteThis one was specialy chartered for Kevin  ;D

Of course it's a YELLOW bus...
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: EX#996 on June 28, 2003, 04:07:59 AM
All we need to add to that bus is the words "Sandbagger Bus Lines"

Dawn   ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Super_KC124 on June 28, 2003, 07:43:44 AM
QuoteOf course it's a YELLOW bus...
I was just thinking, if I don't earn enough points this year, I can stay yellow another year. No? ;D
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on June 29, 2003, 05:06:42 AM
QuoteAll we need to add to that bus is the words "Sandbagger Bus Lines"

Dawn   ;D
Eddie?  We're waiting....
Title: Re: I just had to share......
Post by: Super Dave on June 30, 2003, 07:41:09 AM
Quote(https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asus.queensu.ca%2Fcamps%2Fdiscovery%2Fphoto_album%2Fsd2%2FShortBus.jpg&hash=3cfd7724dfe7d575653bf89a17134dbc38e85c5f)

Hey, stop that...

My short bus is white...