Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon,
people will think we're nuts."
Dawn ;D
Someone else has too much time on their hands as well. ;) Maybe you should go meet MightyDuc for lunch or something. You know, to play pool. :o ;D
Oh no she di'n't
Be careful what you post, for someone will reply in a smart a$$ manner. :P
QuoteBe careful what you post, for someone will reply in a smart a$$ manner. :P
From the queen herself. ;D ;D ;D
Dawn ;)
PS - In regards to playing pool. I may have the balls, but I don't have the cue. ;D
I'm in rare form today, stressed, PMS, and little sleep, the best cocktail in the world! :o ;)
QuoteI'm in rare form today, stressed, PMS, and little sleep, the best cocktail in the world! :o ;)
"thingytail" LMAO!!!
I have to quote you guys sometimes to figure out the original words! ::) ;)
I didn't even notice the edit. LMAOOL
c o c k tail ;) :D ;D
Mmmmm... thingytails on Saturday night!
look! we're developing a whole new vocabulary!
Instead of "thingy", the board should edit everything to "smurf".
Smurf you buddy!
Up your smurfhole!
;D
You're such a smurf head! who would smurfing talk like that? :D :D :D :D ;D
Don't make me smurf-slap you. ;)
You smurfing smurf. >:( I'll smurf you up so bad you won't be able to smurf for a year you smurfy smurf smurf. >:( Now go away and take that ugly smurf with you. Oh sorry, that's your dog. ;) :D ;D
You betta step back, smurf. My homesmurfs will smurf up your program. (https://www.ccsforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmembers.fireblades.org%2Ftigerblade%2Fimages%2Fboxingsmiley.gif&hash=d29a3ed11977876b9de946fec129656400479a4d)
(I get the feeling I'm about to be blueflagged, which is somewhat appropriate. LOL!) ;D
Quote(I get the feeling I'm about to be blue-flagged, which is somewhat appropriate. LOL!) ;D
Blue flag...hee hee hee. Smurf is a 5 letter word. :o
What tha smurf???
:-*pookie
geee...look what the cat dragged in! ;D Chef, you're in for it now!!!! :o
OHHhhhhhhhhhhhh...
I see her face everywhere i go, in the streets, and even at the picture show,
<chorus> have you seen her, (duhm duuhhmm) tell me have you seen her (seen her)
WHYYYY oh whyyyyy
did she have to leave and... go awaaay, oh yeaaaahh eeehhh eehhh
ohh ohhh oooh ooh oohoooooh
IIIIve be used
to havin someone to lean on...
but im lost.....
:-[
I pray for the same thing of women... If women kept their shape it would increase my chances of a decent date by at least 50%... :-[
Date? What's that?
QuoteI pray for the same thing of women... If women kept their shape it would increase my chances of a decent date by at least 50%... :-[
Ooo.... Mr. Wilson
Do I need to modify my prayer to include our wishes for men?
Carefully what you say. It will be shared with the female population.
Dawn ;D
soooo cheffy. ready to commit yet? i'm recently single and on the rebound ;) you gonna be at blckhk....i'm still deciding between dirt track in colarady this weekend, or all mah friends at the local dunny track. hmmmm, decisions decisions...help, please? and as for this little prayer thingy.... smurfing right, dawn. i turn 25 tomorrow...and tho i feeeeeel 16, i sure as smurf didn't realize how much gravity took over certain parts of mah temple of superficiality. hmmmm. are pencils supposed to stay under those parts???????? :(
Quotesoooo cheffy.
ready to commit yet?
you gonna be at blckhk.... ???????? :(
i hope so....
i hope so...
;D