This offseason I made a marketing package pitch to several hundred "Fortune 500" type companies...figuring if I got a hearing from just a few that small $$ to them for advertising could mean a nice race budget for me.
Well, guess who I heard back from just a few minuites ago with a proposal in the mail via Fed Ex...
The Church and Dwight Company, who have offered a 6 figure sponsorship package...enough for multiple bikes and a new truck type transporter. So, It looks like I'll be headed to the second race (RA) with a new large bike transporter, and add a couple of SV650s and GSXR1000's to the stable so my teammate and I can have the optimum bikes for each class.
Who is the Church and Dwight Company? The makers of Trojan condoms...you guessed it everything will be painted in the colors of and sponsored by Trojan Condoms (wait until you see the leathers design) :-[....Still undecided on a team name.
So, not only did I want to share this good fortune...but need suggestions on what to call the team. Rubber Side Down Racing was 1 idea. Leave your ideas on this post.
Uhh Huhh....
Yeah sure....
April Fools to you too, buddy!
Dawn ;)
QuoteWho is the Church and Dwight Company? The makers of Trojan condoms...you guessed it everything will be painted in the colors of and sponsored by Trojan Condoms :-[....Still undecided on a team name.
How about....Rubberneck Racing??
That will be cool when you go Pro...phelactic.
WAHAHAHAHAHA.....I sleigh me
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Too bad it's April 1st. ;D ::)
Team Swing,
We wear more then a Helmet and Leathers for protection.
;D
XL Racing, for the Team that's bigger than real life. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
im cryin !!!!!!!!!
how bout
" d...heads "
im sorry......
and im on the floor...
if you were for real you could nickname your bikes the trojan horses ;D
How about "Siemen Racing" or "Race Team Spermicide"
kumkwatts
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Quote kumkwatts
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Whachoo tryin to say Issac? ;D
If it were real, you could make your horn on your transporter go .... TROJAN MAAAAAAAAN!
QuoteIf it were real,
you could make your horn on your transporter go .. TROJAN MAAAAAAAAN!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
BWWAAAAAAAAABWHAAAAAAHAAAHEEEEEEEEETEEEHEEEHAAAA
I almost fell outa my seat on that one !!!!
QuoteWhachoo tryin to say Issac? ;D
HA, " REV "
its only one " s"
Isaac......:P
didnt study as hard as you want us to believe you did in your ritzie titzie
doctor school, did ya, hunh....
QuoteHA, " REV "
its only one " s"
Isaac......:P
didnt study as hard as you want us to believe you did in your ritzie titzie
doctor school, did ya, hunh....
oh sorry.. Isaac :)
Remind me to find and punch you when you get here on Weds....
OK, so a trojan horse is kind of like the Buell Pegasus. Then add a Buell is a Harley and the main market for Harley is mid-life'ers. Then contact Viagra and pitch a "Why would you want to finish first" theme. That takes the pressure off of your racing and backing off to finish second makes sence. Heck, finishing last in the group is good if your into that sort of thing. "Safety first, finish last, racing." 2, 6 figure incomes. ;D
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There used to be a real estate company here in Milwaukee called "Head and Seimen". They didn't last too long. :-/ ;D
Trojan Racing - Ride with us or rub one out.
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Diver's motor quit on the banking! It's probably the recepticle tipover switch...
Ribbed for Edgar's pleasure....
Will "Climax Control Cream" keep you from jumping the start?
Whenever Diver gets tires from Tommy Mason, he always asks for a "Three Pack."
Is that part of your "Sponsorship Package," or are you just happy to see me?
Diver quote from the TV spot: "And this is the type I wear if I've qualified at the back of the field, just in case I accidentally @$$ pack someone...."
Oh, I could go on all day. ;D
Didn't y'all do this one LAST year?