Top Ten reasons not to street race a motorcycle...
10 ) After racing/crashing you will not need Goodyear you will need Good Will.
9 ) If little Timmy raced a motorcycle would you do it too?
8 ) YOU ARE NOT LEE ACREE RIDING A SUZUKI GSX-R750!!! No matter how much the little bunny tells you that you are...
7 ) If you were in a street race with a car laugh, light a few incense sticks, then swerve on your ass!
6 ) If you crash into a light pole with a WRX Imprezza you might get off with a sprained ankle, while crashing into a light pole with a Ducati 999R you will definately get fucked up it is a guarante.
5 ) Don't let them fool you it isn't the National Road Race Series, it's the National Racers on Respirators Society...
4 ) The best sponsor you could get would be memorial herman...
3 ) How cool do you think this sounds... Gran Bikismo... x.X
2 ) Just because you have a large vibrating thing between your legs does not mean your good in bed...
1 ) You have the massive possibility of dying! Motherfucking idiots!
Do you think that I am correct or what..?
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LOL... somebody's fishing...
Lemme guess, you put on a fake 'fro and go to klan rallies too right?
I doubt you'll get the response here that you were looking for sport.
somebody has way too much free time on their hands.
as for top ten lists, i would rate it as lame. it wasn't even good enough to be annoying. Maybe they will try again with a better one...
I for one have changed my whole philosophy in regard to motorcycles. Thank you for helping me see the light. Anyone want to buy an RC51?
QuoteTop Ten reasons not to street race a motorcycle...
You need to use the correct terminology on this board - we do not "street race" - we "road race"
and to be more precise most of the peeps on the board do not actually "road race" but "race on a track" where it is more of a controlled environment
so you had better revise your top ten to include the right terminology :P :P :P
QuoteTop Ten reasons not to street race a motorcycle...
Do you think that I am correct or what..?
You are dead nuts right on, bro. Anybody that races on the street has rocks in their head. Take it to the track - then we'll find out who's got what.
Lovely language, shows real intelligence. ::)
Perhaps you should try out one of the other boards. They would probably appreciate your humor there.
Dawn
Your mother and father are brother and sister aren't they bikesrgay? I bet you grew up with banjo music. BTW I known more people killed in CAR accidents. Why not go troll a car forum.
Oh BTW little Timmy does ride a motorcycle. HE used to race CCS with number 30. ;D
I thought he was ragging on street squids, not us actual racers...but I could be wrong. Either way...bad karma on a road racing board. ::)
never realized my bikes had sexual identities, was that on the options list? and if my bike was male would that make me gay? d#*n now i'm confused. :'(
Quotewe do not "street race" - we "road race"....most of the peeps on the board do not actually "road race" but "race on a track"
You obviously don't know Omni & DanO ;D
Didn't the Dragon eat your 900RR?Face it Cary, we are all squids ;D ;)
To the topic-starter...dumb post ::)
Signed....iLoveBeingaMotoSquid.com 8)
Darn it 'baller!
It took me a lot of time to get this to the second page. :-/
I'm not starting over. ::)
Dawn
QuoteIt took me a lot of time to get this to the second page. :-/
oooops ::) ...sorry Dawn :-[
...but I was bored :D ;)
Quoteoooops ::) ...sorry Dawn :-[
...but I was bored :D ;)
OK - Then what you do is post 20x's to get this back on the second page.
Oh oh.... Paul is using a hammer and screwdriver on his bike. Is that a good thing? ;D
Dawn :)
Speedy - the dragon did eat my 900rr :P but after that I wisened up and have only rode on the streets a handful of times since.
And I was givin' the topic starter lip
Are you going this coming weekend to BHF?? I just got my bike back together (cross-threaded a bolt on the inside had to drill it and put a heli-coil in it).
Later
Quote...but after that I wisened up and have only rode on the streets a handful of times since.....And I was givin' the topic starter lip
If I can't tease my friends, who am I gonna tease? ;D
I'm just clownin witcha ;)
Yeah, I stopped doing backroads too, and only do wheelies now 8)
QuoteAre you going this coming weekend to BHF?? I just got my bike back together (cross-threaded a bolt on the inside had to drill it and put a heli-coil in it)
Yeah, I'll be there.
Spydy sewed my leathers back together, I borrowed a frame, and I only need a helmet now...so I'm good to go 8)
What bolt? (answer this in another thread ;D )
QuoteOK - Then what you do is post 20x's to get this back on the second page.
:o :o :o I can do this ;D
whoops, I am making this sitz worse :-/
Hey Dawn, the original post was so dumb I don't think anyone is even really reading it ;)
See ya at BHF's :)
QuoteOK - Then what you do is post 20x's to get this back on the second page.
....And now it all comes clear. Was beginning to wonder why you were putting ONE word in everybody's post!
As for streetracing... blah, what fun is that on a bike. I ride like an idiot on the street... but "race"? "Streetracing", as in, parking lots and dark country roads at 4am doing drag racing for money... is reserved for cars IMO. And I haven't done that since I sold my Z06. It's not too popular around here anymore to do that on bikes. Most of THAT crowd transitioned over to the "stunter" fad.
Well, ok, so there was that ONE time last week where Nate did a wheelie on Fireman's ZX-9 and the punk in the WS6 next to him thought they were racing... LOL...
Oh and that that other time when I was out at school and decided to check out the local evening "biker" scene. Got conned into going heads up on my R6 next to some punk on a lowered GSX-R600... little bastard stole the hit and mopped me up good...
QuoteOh and that that other time
Maybe you meant to say "and one time at band camp" ;D ;D
sorry couldn't resist
...okay, so, like... this one time, at the street races....
;)